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7/2/2015 5:09:07 AM
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How should I discipline my son?
How can I cure his case of "the gays"?
I tried waterboarding, but that didn't cure it.
I even put his boyfriends' cocks in the microwave,but that didn't work. (yes, he has more than one boyfriend-I taught him to be a good player, he's just playing for the wrong team.)
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4 RepliesKill him
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Microwave him
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Gas it. Or if you wish to torture him: skin him, dip him in a vat of salt, cut out his genitals and then just leave him there to bleed out
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Brainwash him with lesbian porn
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Make him ungay by having gay sex with him
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Put him down...
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Potato.
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The gays is contagious. You now have the gays.
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5 RepliesSign him up for one of [b]those[/b] camps in South America where US laws don't apply Leave doors unlocked so they can easily kidnap him 7-10 weeks he'll be a good ole boy on track to politics
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Burn him at the stake
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1 Reply[quote]I taught him to be a good player, he's just playing for the wrong team.)[/quote]
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Cook him in an oven then feed him to a pet dog you weren't going to get him cos he ded (/OoO)/
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1 ReplyMicrowave it
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Eat him
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They make industrial microwaves for a reason.
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Putem in a coffin
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Salem Bitch Trials!
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Belt him.
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Cut his dick off with a meat cleaver keep it drown him in tits and make him drink pussy juices and make him eat the ass and then give him his dick back cause he should be clean and straight
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2 RepliesCut off his dick and dont let him have it back until he is straight again. Or make sure he's always drunk. That usually works...
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1 Replypreheat the oven to a nice 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, place your son in for about 15 minutes, don't forget to cover him in crisco so he doesn't stick to the oven. Take him out after the 15 minutes, and turn him around, leaving him in for another 12 minutes to ensure he's evenly cleansed
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Mr. OP, tear down this thread!
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1 ReplyTie him down, cut him open, and remove his intestines. That way, he can't -blam!- another guy ever. For good measure, strangle him with said removed entrails.
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1 ReplyMicrowave him
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2 RepliesShow him this.
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Edited by Harryyerawizard: 7/2/2015 5:37:44 AMMicrowave him [spoiler]didn't see if anyone else did it.[/spoiler]
