https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/132866841/0/0/1 ^^I said I would tell the story one day...and so here it is. It's hard to talk about :( [b]NOTE: My name was AllahRidesCamels at the time of post, in case I change it.[/b] I once had name, long forgotten, that was so beautiful everyone was instantly aroused when it was said--but I was the only one able to pronounce such a great name, even my parents couldn't pronounce it. The 6'3" race once owned all of the Middle East. We were renown for our great beards, which were said to be able to pleasure women on their own. Such greatness led to much hate. The manlets, men too short and were a poor excuse of a man, became jealous. There were many of them, and few of us. The Manlets Rebellion began. We were far superior, but as they ran by biting our ankles, we fell one by one. Their beards cut off, and the manlets would kill them. This was a scary time. The master race always controlled the Middle East, and our reign was ending. Many of us went into hiding, many went to America to hide among the taller manlets. I stayed, ready to die for the equal rights of us being superior and the slave-owners--it was only fair. One day, I was discovered, and thousands rushed me. I killed approximately .749 men (we only counted each manlet by .1 of a real man). I fell to the short, unattractive humans, and they did...things to me. They could not pronounce my name, and this made their short man syndrome act up, and enraged they were. They cut my beard off, taped it to my nipples, and cut my nipples off. All at the same time of my tortures they played white noise out of a microphone that occasionally yelled "ALLAH RIDES CAAAMMMEELLLSSS!". Eventually, it's all I could hear. It became my identity. I also caught a virus going around called autism. I became mildly retarded, and was a social reject. Everyone called me a racist bigot and a retarded fgt...but they don't know me! *sobs* they don't know me! I went to the only place I knew would make me feel smart again, the place the true idiots inhabited...and I found B.net. They asked me for a username, and I heard it all over again... Allah...rides...camels.... Fin.