I'm single because I'm too busy saving the lands of Skyrim from Heimskr.
Come let out the reasons you aren't able to find that special someone.
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#Offtopic
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Nobody likes a homeless man
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Edited by Vlet: 12/8/2015 4:00:13 AM
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...I make too many puns
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House arrest
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Destiny
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My girlfriend just dumped me after 2.5 years . I am now depressed
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Edited by Bazooka Tooth: 11/13/2015 12:03:57 AMI'm a Angry, over sensitive, depressed, good for nothing twat. [spoiler](☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞ The Ladies can't contain themselves...[/spoiler]
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Im single because im too unique for anyone to ever like me.
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All you guy just need to say Fvck it and have a go . Chicks love cock , stop denying them you selfish bastards .
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This is why
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I don't have much of a social life and Im apparently no bodies type... No one ever talks to me anymore
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Well...the only girl I asked out rejected me(16 btw) aaand then she was kinda cool with me asking questions, so I did, and apparently she told me not to be clingy, so I guess I obviously am. RIP GUYS ARENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS BUT WE ALL REALLY DO
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To busy killing hoes on battlefield
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Edited by jor-el216: 11/13/2015 9:48:06 PMMy girlfriend said I wasn't spending time with her even after all those 5 hour periods we were together so she dumped me after 5 years also I was too much into destiny these past two years
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Literally because I have no time and the fact that I need my money for other things and females apparently cost $$$$
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I'm not.
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Because the girl I really like is always busy and I just want to feel appreciated
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My girlfriend is video games. [spoiler]Im single because I don't know any one ;-;[/spoiler]
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No one likes me that way
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If that time ever comes, it's because I'm an asshole or because distance/hardships in the Army will cause problems.
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I have no clue if I'm ugly or not. I'm short so there's that, but I'm also pretty shy and not sporty "athletic cause I weight lift and have decent definition, but I'm terrible at sports thanks to a paralyzed dad that can't throw a ball nevertheless teach me how.
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Edited by Palpatine: 11/12/2015 12:22:27 PMListen here.... At my school, you have to be "cool" to have a nice looking girl. I am known as the creep at school. Literally.... I was I the student section at a varsity football game, and that school, only the seniors actually care about the game. So we're all standing up, and just so happen to look down, and I spot the sexiest ass in our grade. So I decide to take a break and sit down, because this thing is literally in front of my face at the point. But it was all ruined by my friend sitting next to me, as he tells the girl. Now she either hates me, or is frightened for her safety.
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] I'm too busy with work and school to worry about minor notions of fancy such as a girlfriend that probably won't last a year anyway. And there's a severe lack of single girls who meet the requirements to where I would give up time just to spend with her. [spoiler]I'm fat and ugly too so that doesn't help.[/spoiler]
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im awkward all the cute girls are taken/deserve a better person than me
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[quote]Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin Haha[/quote]
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B cuz there is no variety in my school...