You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia Labeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia Labeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia Labeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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#Offtopic
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Thats a nice song, but where's the credit to its creator?
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Best b8 ever I r8 88/8
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Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
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Haha yes! I remember I found this on my own a while ago. I send it as a troll message.
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is he a real cannibal or is it just one of those thing. i need links to articles if real.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI Heres the link to the vid. ;)
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My mind was blown...
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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You forgot the >'s Here take mine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <>< <><
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I don't know what the actual fuc[b]k[/b]ing hell this is, but.. [b][i]I LIKE IT.[/i][/b]
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http://spoderthenman.corgiorgy.com/
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But what if shia labeouf is not die
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Just post the video
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didnt even read. just commenting
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For those who don't know what this is... I present it to you.
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Edited by Caggus: 6/2/2015 11:27:43 AMBUT WAIT HE ISN'T DEAD SHIA SURPRISE THERES A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND BLOOD IN HIS EYES BUT YOU CAN DO JUJITSU BODYSLAM SUPER STAR SHIA LABEOUF LEGENDARY FIGHT IN SHIA LABEOUF YOU JUST DECAPITATED SHIA LABEOUF
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Microwave it
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The best part of the video (Actual cannibal Shia Leboeuf) is the last 10 seconds. I shan't spoil it.
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Oh wait![spoiler]sweater trap[/spoiler]
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But wait, he isn't dead Shia surprise! He has a gun to your head, And blood in his eyes