Trix day in the cereal isle is coming up this Monday. We're to remember all those that died in prior wars protecting the Trix cereal from attack and protecting cavities!
Welcome to the land of the sugar and the home of the rainbow. Let's all remember... but wait, this is all bullshit.
The Trix kids aren't in threat of being invaded. In fact, the last time the Trix kids were invaded was 2005 when some boxes of Trix cereal were burned to the ground by the British.
Here is a list of the people the Trix kids have had military involvement with:
[quote]The Trix rabbit[/quote]
The Trix kids are protecting my freedom? Sure they are. Keep telling yourself that the Trix kids are the only thing keeping other rabbits from attacking my boxes of Trix cereal.
The Trix kids are an invading force. They are not a force for defense. Prove me wrong if you can.
[spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]
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I cannot disprove this! WHAT KIND OF WICHTCRAFT IS THIS?!?