one of my favorites... beer, now theres a temporary solution! (homer-simpsons)
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"you dont know what hes talking about? thats it get the helmet" Hyde to Kelso 70's show
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Tastes like burning!
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"oww", jackass, wildboyz, viva la bam
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Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon! Bart: Yes father. Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over! Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy! Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
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"This is the physics wing" "That explains all the gravity." -Brian and Chris.
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"Louis would you get the medical book out and look up fork in lung. Thanks."
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oh yeah and not the quote verbadum "it's almost like you don't love me, your husband, whom your contractually obilgated to love" true simpson fans will know this line was only in the promos for this episode... but it still counts.