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Call me Catylin
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Best 8 seconds of my life
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"Was it fun for you?" "It was, I'm positive. HIV positive."
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"Go make me a sandwich Annie!" "My names brad..." "Oh I'm sor- what the -blam!-"
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I don't remember using red lube!?
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Edited by A_Freaking_Owl: 11/8/2015 4:22:55 PM"Send the aborted fetus in the mail."[spoiler]inspired by steppingewe4[/spoiler]
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Are you feelin now mr krabs?
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My wife is bringing home dinner, care to stay?
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Edited by Lord Huron: 11/8/2015 3:39:52 PMActually don't swallow, if you could spit it in this little baggie that'd be [i][b]greeeeeaaaattt[/b][/i]
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I haven't been -blam!-ed like that since grade-school.
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"That was amazing!!! Think about how good you'll be in 9 years when you're 18."
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"Well done, Draco."
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I lied. You're getting an F.
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[quote]Go back to class[/quote]
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I swore I put that condom on
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"Anyway, I wouldn't bother calling the doctor quite yet."
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* insert wrong name here* get in kitchen and get me a coffee!
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Can you take a look at this rash on my dick?
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So when do I put on the condom
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Is that shit all over my dick?
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I can't believe I made it all the way through Christmas without wrapping up
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Sorry crota, I have harpies. -Templar
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"Just like Daddy use to make."
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Fatality
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That's it?