Does no one know you on Bnet? Do you have no followers? Do you feel like a nobody? If you answered yes to any of those questions, your troubles end here. In this short and completely reliable guide I will explore what it takes to become the most coveted and popular member on Bungie.net [b]1. Post non-stop[/b] Posting everywhere all the time is very important. Remember, the quality of your posts do not matter. Spam is preferred because it is faster to type. To gain even more recognition, go out of your way to post drunk or otherwise incapacitated. This will quickly begin building your very own fan base. [b]2. Sign all your posts[/b] Make sure to sign each and every one of your posts, like this: [quote]DeeJ is not a steak n' ranch-eating dragon. -yorkie[/quote] To become famous faster, you can sign your posts twice. [quote][quote]That's because ranch is terrible. -yorkie[/quote]-yorkie[/quote] This way, people will see your name twice as often so you become famous twice as quickly. [b]3. Use every section of Bungie.net for LFG[/b] Make lfg posts everywhere on the website, even if it seems like you shouldn't put it there. By putting it everywhere, people all over Bungie.net will want to play with you and bask in the awesomeness of your mad skills. To make a hardcore first impression, you should format your posts something like this: [quote] lfg vog hm gt: xxXs00perMLGskillz360noscoperXxx 32+ no scrubs ghorn preferred[/quote] [b]4. Make lots of alts[/b] Having multiple profiles means you can be everywhere at once. When you are everywhere, people will see your username more often and so they will think you are so cool for having an army of yourselves. [b]5. Be a New Age Mythic[/b] This is the most important step to remember. Only New Age Mythics can be famous. Popularity comes after, never before. This is an essential prerequisite. Until you are a New Age Mythic, you can't unlock the famous achievement. To get there faster you can get xp by bowing down to your current Mythic overlords. Only then will they grant you access to the super-ultra famous elitist club. By following these simple 5 steps, you will surely soon have a large cult gathering of screaming fangirls where ever you go. When you become famous you become a prime candidate for guy to ban ppl. And remember, you heard it from Remorazz!* *Unless you get banned. Then you did not hear it from Remorazz. But don't worry, you will surely be famous by following these rules.** **Results may vary. [spoiler]But seriously, if you want to be famous, don't do any of this. Like ever.[/spoiler]