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4/27/2015 9:45:25 AM
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How's smoggypluto?
By the title I don't know who this guy or thing is. I just hear retarded Ghorn tales and dumb stories or comments about him.
Do you know who he is or nah.
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3 RepliesHes some noob that idiots idolize and proves who's like under age 10 instantly and who to mute
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4 RepliesSmoggypluto had sex with my wife. Now just to please her I have to dive in head first. He did leave me a free HOW expansion code in her, so overall great guy.
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He's already cleared all the raids on Destiny 2
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SmoggyPluto doesn't have KD stat. 0.64 is how many times he wins at life per minute.
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1 ReplyWhen Crota looks at SmoggyPluto, he sees ??? above his head.
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1 ReplyWhen smoggypluto was born, he drove himself home from the hospital
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Smoggy is life, Smoggy is love
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Edited by creature_in_u: 4/28/2015 9:21:16 AMHe just glanced at Randell the vandal then Randal spontaneously combusted. This was just after he killed omnigul with his left foots big toe nail. Oh and he pre-ordered destiny comet today and received it yesterday.
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He got the ps4 weapons on xbox
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1 ReplyIf you want to know he was a level 26 or 28 (cant remember) that got a Ghorn being in last place in the crucible
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If you don't know who he is then you should probably not be posting on these forums
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He's already gotten the HOW exotic weapon
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He's The One who became Legend. Hail smoggy, The Magnificent.
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1 ReplyI was once in the same tower lobby with him. He'd just finished the prison of elders solo after he did Crota without ever using the sword. My vault space was increased x10 that day
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3 RepliesThe man we all want to game with, a man you will be proud to call your brother. Generous with play time, friendly and fun. He loves to talk about Destiny, he loves to debate gear and Grimoire theories, and he loves to rattle them bones. He will never have a crappy connection, get heavy ammo solo, or argue with your strategy. Smoggy Pluto pulls his share of the load - driving, snacks & sodas, carrying, calling the shots, or let someone else do it.. Confused by a new stragey or a group of randoms? Smoggy Pluto won't mind. He'll patiently wait while the group gets to know each other, if he doesn't help the process himself. Smoggy Pluto will bring extra snacks and drinks for when others run out or, more often, when they "forgot" to bring some. He always tips the delivery guy when it comes time to pay. If smoggy Pluto joins your fireteam, the stains Bungie left on your hearts will be cleansed. Always remember, the Potential to be Smoggy Plyto is within all of us. We should all strive to be a little more like Smoggy Pluto
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Smoggy Pluto is a great man, he's helpful, brave and smart. He took a bullet for me once and shot it back at the guy that shot at me. He once shot one rocket from his Gjallarhorn and killed 50 Captains, then it blew up.
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Smoggy Pluto is a God among men
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There was a guy who posted a picture of the reward screen from a crucible match and the bottom player(doing really bad of course) got a gjallarhorn as a reward.he point of the post was to say how he didn't deserve the gjallahorn(the kid you got the ghorn was smoggypluto) but a guy commented and the post saying how he had some a lot of a,asking things in life and that smoggy really did deserve it. That's the thread about smoggy Pluto
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Got last in crucible received hater horn
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Got last in crucible received hater horn
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Crota pointed to smoggypluto once, in VOG
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He got something like a .64 kill death ratio in a crucible match and was rewarded with the Gjallarhorn, now he's some kind of Destiny meme on these forums
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One time smoggypluto pointed at my destiny character then a billion dollars just appeared in my bank account.
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I had a poor roll on a shadow price so he traded his with me, really nice guy
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2 RepliesHe got his ass handed to him in a crucible match. He was at the bottom of the leaderboards with the worst possible stats, and got a Gjallarhorn.
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one time he was on my team for crucible and everyone got the house of wolves dlc for free and an immediate arena clear
