So a man walks into a bar, however as we walks in he sees that no one is there. There are no bartenders, patrons or customers to be seen. The man sits down and waits for the bartender. As he is sitting there he hears a voice say
"My that tie is simply wonderful! It looks so great on you! I need one of those!" Confused the man looks around but he sees nothing. He straightens his tie when he hears the voice again
"My that shirt is simply fabulous! It goes so well with your tie, that is the best shirt I have ever seen and believe me, I have seen a lot." Confused the man looks around for the voice but again sees nothing. He gets up to look for whoever is speaking when he hears it again.
"My those pants are wonderful! I must know where you got them, they are incredible!" The man even more confused looks around again. Suddenly the bartender comes in. The man says to him "I have heard this voice complimenting me on my tie, my shirt and my pants yet I cannot seems to find whoever is saying it, do you know who it is.
The bartender replied " Oh that's the peanuts, they're complimentary."
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Note: If anyone mentions Deez Nuts I will shoot them.
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A man walks into a bar He gets a concussion
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A guy walks into a bar orders a drink see a girl that catches his eye ask her if she wants another they fall for each other and end up lovers and laugh cry hold on tight make it work for a little while and then one night her taillights fade out into the dark and a guy walks into a bar...
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[quote]So a man walks into a bar, however as we walks in he sees that no one is there. There are bartenders, patrons or customers.[/quote] I don't get it. Are there people there or aren't there?
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Heh. I see what you did there. Its not funny (insert grumpy cat picture)
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Too many words just gunna comment. [spoiler]Dolphinizer's white[/spoiler] [spoiler]I shall speak no more[/spoiler]
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Deez nuts [spoiler]had to be done[/spoiler]