Fantastic Four Destiny Edition Human Torch the Sunsinger Invisible Woman the Blade Dancer The Thing the Striker Mr Fantastic the Defender Dr Doom the Voidwalker Deadpool the Gunslinger SmoggyPluto the SmoggyPluto [b]A fine day in Rumble...I think...[/b] Mr Fantastic- Ok team let's get our bounties and let's go to orbit. Invisible Woman- I got mine already. Torch- Me too Thing- Where do I get 'em? Mr Fantastic- The same place you got them yesterday. Thing- Oh the robot, right! Torch- Christmas noob Thing- Keep talking sunshine. I'm going to clobber you to the point where you can't revive no more. Human Torch- Try it dummy. Mr Fantastic- Come on guys stop the shenanigans. We're going to orbit. Meanwhile in orbit the crew has a hard time deciding what to do because of the restriction to only 3 per fireteam outside of raids in PvE... Torch- I say we kick the noob out and get the Nightfall out of the way. Thing- Screw you, you flaming butterfly. I say we kick you. Torch- Oh yeah because because you're not gonna die 20 times and then my sister will have to revive you. Me? Well I could revive my damn self. It's what the ladies like. Invisible Woman- He does have a point Thing. But I think we should just do the Crucible. Mr Fantastic- Ok that sounds fair but we have to do the nightfall sooner or later. Invisible- Well then we'll split up. I'll run it with Torch and you'll run it with Thing. Mr Fantastic- Yeah because that makes perfect sense. Two titans and no one to revives us. Thing- Thing doesn't need reviving. Mr Fantastic- We'll figure it out later. Let's go do Rumble The game mode was selected and Mr Fantastic the party leader launched it. Mr Fantastic- Ok team get ready to go as soon as the game loads. Two hours later... Mr Fantastic- Torch wake up! It's starting. *Lord Shaxx's voice* Rumble. Watch your back Guardian. No one else will. Torch- Ummm guys look who's part of this game! Dr Doom- Hahaha, Deadpool look who joined us! Deadpool- ……… Dr Doom- Come on!!! You're gonna AFK now??? Fine I'll just screw around with these sissies by myself. Mr Fantastic- Doom!!! Dr Doom- It's Dr Doom to you Mr Horrific. Mr Fantastic- Let's just leave this game guys. Let's just go to control. Torch- Come on man I could self r... *Dr Doom (melee) Human Torch* *Dr Doom strikes first* Torch- I wasn't ready man!!! Dr Doom- Too easy!!! Deadpool- Ok my bad I had to change my son's diaper. Who do we have to unalive now??? Dr Doom- The Horrific Foursome. Deadpool- Hahaha good one!!! Ah shit hold on I gotta feed my son now... Mr Fantastic- Ok team we are not going to attack each other we're going to focus on them. We cannot let them take over this game. Thing- Oh crap he's coming! Fist of Havok!!! Torch/Mr Fantastic/Invisible Woman- NOOO!!! *The Thing (FoH) Mr Fantastic* *The Thing (FoH) Invisible Woman* *The Thing (FoH) Human Torch* Thing- Sorry guys I panicked! And he blinked away I did not g... *Dr Doom (sniped) The Thing* Thing- Oh he's good! He got me guys! Mr Fantastic- Ok no more Fist of Havok for you! We have to come up with a plan before his super is ready. You'll be able to tell when his level above his head starts blinking. Torch- Thing has the lowest intellect and his super was ready. Mr Fantastic- You're right ok then when we respawn... *Everybody respawns* is everyone for themselves!!! BUBBLE!!! *as Mr Fantastic pops his bubble*. Hehehe I'm going to win this one for sure. As long as I stay in my bubble! Invisible Woman- You men are moron. *Invisible Woman has departed* Torch- Well I'm glad I don't have to sleep with her! Thing- Hahaha! For once I agree with you buttercup! Mr Fantastic- No worries! When I win she will love me more! I'll just equip my Feilwinter's...man I left it in the vault! I'll just transfer it through the app. I'll be ok as long as I'm in my bubble...*a few moments later* WTF!!! I transferred it but it never got to my character and now I can't find it!!! Definitely going on the forums and rant about this! Dr Doom- Stop your whining and fight! Deadpool- Ok what did I miss? Dr Doom- Well other than the fact that Invisible Woman left, nothing. Deadpool- Oh she's doing the Nightfall. I'm joining her. *Deadpool has departed* Dr Doom- Might as well. These guys are noobs! *Dr Doom has departed* Mr Fantastic- My bubble is the safest spot in the whole universe! I'll never perish! Torch- Seriously man? This isn't fun! Thing- The kid's got a point! What exactly are we doing? Mr Fantastic- I'm staying in my bubble! I don't know about you guys! Annnnd done! Just wrote the CEO of bungie a nice little email about lost items and the option to retrieve them! That'll teach them not to mess with me! You guys want to read it? It's quite a short one, only 33 pages long. Thing- I'll pass buddy! Torch- I'd rather kill myself thanks! On second thought... *Human Torch is down* Torch- Hahaha watch this!!! *Human Torch self-resurrected* Thing- Awesome!!! Let me try *The Thing is down* Mr Fantastic- I know now why my wife left this fireteam... I'm... *SmoggyPluto (shotgunned) Mr Fantastic* *SmoggyPluto dealt the final blow* *SmoggyPluto found Gjallarhorn* *SmoggyPluto found Thorn* *SmoggyPluto found Thunderlord* *SmoggyPluto found Pocket Infinity* *SmoggyPluto found Vex Mythoclast* *SmoggyPluto found Crux of Crota* Mr Fantastic- What the. How the.. That's impossible... Thing- Happened to me once that time I soloed VoG on hard and fought Xylar right after Atheon! Torch- I'm officially going solo after today. *SmoggyPluto found The Last Word* *SmoggyPluto found Suros Regime* *SmoggyPluto found Invective* Thirty minutes later... *SmoggyPluto found Gjallarhorn* *SmoggyPluto found Thorn* 1 hour later... *The Thing found Fate of All Fools* *Human Torch found Fate of All Fools* *Mr Fantastic found Legendary Engram* Mr Fantastic- SERIOUSLY!!! I'm seriously done with this game!!! RNG SUCKS!!! BEEN PLAYING SINCE THE BETA AND STILL NO GJALLARHORN!!! MEANWHILE THIS -blam!-ER GOT THREE!!! IM UNINSTALLING RIGHT NOW!!! -blam!- THIS GAME!!! Torch- Yo man calm down you'll get one eventually. Thing- Mr Fantastic?????? SmoggyPluto- I think your friend left. Sucks because I have doubles of all of these and I have the ability to give stuff away do I was just gonna give you guys all of the weapons I just got. I already have a three-headed Gjallarhorn so I don't need anymore. Anyways here you guys go, I'll send it straight into your vault! And don't worry about not having space I'll make it so that you guys will have infinite space in there. Here you go!!! Torch/Thing- THANKS MAN!!! SmoggyPluto- Don't mention it! Torch- Not a problem! Thing- Thanks again!!! SmoggyPluto- No I meant seriously don't mention it to anyone or I will have to take both of you guys while you're asleep and take you guys far away and tie you to a tree. And nobody will know where you're at. And you could scream but your friends won't hear you. But something WILL hear. The monsters. The ones out there. They will come after you and they will eat you up all while you're still alive and while you could still feel everything. Or, you could take these weapons and not tell anyone what you saw here. And you'll have weapons. Lots of weapons. I think we know what you both need to do. Torch/Thing- ............ *SmoggyPluto has departed* Avengers Edition: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/112782755/0/0