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Edited by Jcaf8:
3/25/2015 2:40:16 AM
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Your own funny guide! How to..."earn" a Gally or other awesome exotic
Amuse your fellow guardians by giving a guide to show how to earn a sought out exotic. Or tell them how you got yours. This is a post to joke about all of the earn posts, like red death and hard light.
Example
1. Go to patrol
2. Kill a thrall on Mars in a secret spot by sparrow glitching.
3.T-bag him for one single hour. He will self Rez, pissed off, now a ogre
4.knife/punch/warlock hand thing melee the ogre to death.
5. A chest appears. Open it
6. Gjallarhorn will be acquired
7. Profit!
8. Xur sells it, complain
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5 RepliesEdited by SkankSlayer: 3/26/2015 7:31:38 PMGo to Xur and buy 2 Heavy Dildo Syntheses Turn 1 into the gun smith and he will bang you for 7k glimmer Your broken ass stops health regeneration. Destroy the Nexus and teabag it as it dies to permanently numb your ass Allow Lord Saladin to bang you in the ass with your second Heavy Dildo Synthesis to prove your legend Suck off the speaker until he reveals the traveler's kinky plans Visit the reef and kick the Queens bro in his space nuts Gather the space nuts Kill atheon using a space nut to turn it into a vex nipple Turn the nipple into the cryptarch to receive your Exotic Chestplate The Tits of Atheon
