So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened.
It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful.
I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more.
I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more.
Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage.
She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls."
What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words.
"No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9."
The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.
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What? You turned down playing basketball for halo 3? You fell in love with a person through xbox live? You asked her hand in marriage? The question here is, are YOU 9?
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Lmao, that was mint. xD
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Your story cheered me up this morning. I hope this really happened to you, although it probably didn't, I'd still like to believe that it did. =]
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Don't worry, sometimes I get them confused to. The voices don't sound that different to me when they are younger. Of course, I never have ended up hitting on a nine year old boy before. Or anyone on X-box live. Particularly a nine year old boy. I am not sure whether you are kidding or not, there is certainly some exaggeration, but either way it is a pretty funny story. BTW, I've actually run into quite a few girls playing Halo. Not nearly as many as guys, but it's not that uncommon. [Edited on 09.06.2008 7:56 AM PDT]
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Ok..........
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wow quite a mouth full but i hope id dont happen to me
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roflcopter roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl
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LOL i think people replying actually think this is serious...hahahahaha. nice topic hahahaha
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MsCommderFluffy Lol, I am a female gamer, ask any of my online friends, but that's a bit sad that you betray your teamates. Plus, I just don't nkow why you guys are so limited think that there is only male gamers on halo 3 I play against plenty of female gamers. [/quote] You're a girl? Ummmmm...... Uh.............. ....... wanna make out?
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Lol, I am a female gamer, ask any of my online friends, but that's a bit sad that you betray your teamates. Plus, I just don't nkow why you guys are so limited think that there is only male gamers on halo 3 I play against plenty of female gamers.
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That was awesome!
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OWNED hahahaha, your a n00b americans have high pitch voices
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I lol'd. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo1Unsc Your name f~~king sucks get the hell out of here you playstation 3 fanboy son of a b~tch. lol >:}[/quote] You're the fanboy, -blam!-.
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Hahaha, awesome. Like the time me and my mate partied up and went into rocket race. We got split and I was on a team with some wee girl :( Due to my amazing driving we won though.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you were hitting on a 9 year old boyyyyy. Thats why you never meet anyone on Halo lol.
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i wish i could be this funny :p :)
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OLOLLOLOOOLOOLOLOLLO ROFLx100000000 HOLY -blam!- THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. YOU THOUGHT A LITTLE BOY WAS A GIRL AND YOU LIKED HIM LOOLOLOLOOLOOOLO I HURT MY KNEE BY HITTIMG THE DESK. LLLOLOOLOL
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Oh boy
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so are you technically G A Y? or is she- he- it- AAAHHHH O teh nos mine brain asplodes!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FBG DECEPTION V This kind of thing happened to my friend. Social Slayer and this guy thought he was a girl. He said to him hey want to have some hardcore blam? then my friend sayed im a boy then the guy left[/quote] LMAO!!!
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Funny stuff.
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Hahahahaha ROFLMAO! My ROFLCOPTER goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI. I have to admit that this is hilarious.
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lulzfest!