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7/19/2008 10:48:05 PM
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I know you have Questions...
It has come to my attention recently that many people out there in our big scary world are confused about something in their lives. This can easily be seen on a smaller scale in the lovely Bungie forums, with myriad questions constantly being fired around concerning every topic imaginable to man, Halo-related or not. Questions such as "Why is Don Mattrick such a douche?" "What is the hidden meaning behind the weekly update?" and "Do Flood poop?" are prime examples of such confusion.
To remedy this confusion at least partially, I would like to offer a service: I will answer your question. Any question, as long as it abides by Bungie's Terms of Use, may be asked, and I promise to answer it to the most truthful and in-depth extent that I can manage. When you're ready, you may begin.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark Where did I leave my housekeys? -Pyroshark-[/quote] In the drawer with the tape and scissors. Though you should be punished for such blatantly carefree forgetfulness. I advise using the tape to bind the keys to your wrist to avoid similar mistakes in the future.[/quote] You, sir, have just increased my daily productivity threefold. I applaud you. Next question: where did I leave my carkeys? -Pyroshark-[/quote] Your car keys are locked in your trunk. Epic fail. I would advise popping the truck with a crowbar and attaching the keys to your house key chain on your wrist. This will, of course, mean that you must drive with you wrist essentially taped to the ignition, so I hope you don't have a stick shift.
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If the line below this is true, and the line above this is a lie, Then which one is true and which is a lie? *slams head against desk*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] prophet of pain can i haz cheezburger[/quote] Yes, provided you fill out the requisite application form CHZBGR 14492 and submit payment to Lolcates, inc. by November thirds, 2008.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O IVI E R When will this thread die? NOW![/quote] I hope you now understand why you should not answer your own questions: you are always wrong.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPARTAN 209 Is Iran pursuing nuclear energy or nuclear weapons?[/quote] Iran is not pursuing nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons cannot flee. Iran is, however, pursuing the development of nuclear weapons. This is not, however, a threat to anyone, because the development of nuclear weapons can be equated with happiness, and US citizens are the only ones entitled to the pursuit thereof.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Celtic Tiger 2+infinity=what?[/quote] Infinity+2. It's simple algebra. Infinity is like x, a hidden value.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fatcatlives on Why did the [i]frog[/i] cross the road?[/quote] The frog was an australian cane toad, actually. This is not, however, a native species to australia, and it crossed the road to reach its breeding grounds on the other side. This species has a voracious appetite for sex, and at its current rate of reproduction, there will be 1 cane toad per square foot of land by the year 2050, provided that the population does goes unchecked. This is, of course, not the case.
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Consequence is a cool name.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPARTAN 209 Is Iran pursuing nuclear energy or nuclear weapons?[/quote]Both. And they should have the ability to have them as long as Isreal does.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Celtic Tiger 2+infinity=what?[/quote] Infinity. Duh. Infinity cannot be altered in any way by using any standard mathematical operations in conjuction with finite real numbers with no variables present.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark Where did I leave my housekeys? -Pyroshark-[/quote] In the drawer with the tape and scissors. Though you should be punished for such blatantly carefree forgetfulness. I advise using the tape to bind the keys to your wrist to avoid similar mistakes in the future.[/quote] You, sir, have just increased my daily productivity threefold. I applaud you. Next question: where did I leave my carkeys? -Pyroshark-
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can i haz cheezburger
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CRISPY CHAIN what do you do afetr someone close to you passes away?[/quote] It depends on how close this person was to you; Friend: say something like "Jesus, that's terrible...He was a cool guy," then get on with your day. Condolences to the friend's family members may be expected, and should be slightly more eloquent than the aforementioned expression. Relative: mourne his or her passing in whatever way you deem approptiate, up to and including temporary vows of silence, creation of commemorating altars, and gentle crying. Immediate family: wild sobbing is necessary, as is a promise of vengeance if the death was caused by another human being, or a devotion to a cause, such as cancer research, if the death was natural.
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When will this thread die? NOW!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark Where did I leave my housekeys? -Pyroshark-[/quote] In the drawer with the tape and scissors. Though you should be punished for such blatantly carefree forgetfulness. I advise using the tape to bind the keys to your wrist to avoid similar mistakes in the future.
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Is Iran pursuing nuclear energy or nuclear weapons?
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Why did the [i]frog[/i] cross the road?
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2+infinity=what?
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what do you do afetr someone close to you passes away?
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Where did I leave my housekeys? -Pyroshark-
