Pee on everyone to assert dominance

Solve your own -blam!-ing problems.

Challenge him to a duel and schedule it like one month from today and say that the winner gets to like -blam!- both girls and both of you guys train for an entire month under the mentorship of different masters at being like QuickDraw champions and spy on him like a week before the duel only to find out that he's really good. Get nervous and don't think you'll be able to win. But then at high noon during lunch at your school he'll draw his revolver but you use all of your months worth of training and pull out your Katana. Then (without your master knowing) blindfold yourself and say that the true winner will win not only with their weapon, but with their heart. Back to back. 20 paces. You're nervous. He thinks he has it in the bag. 20 paces up, you turn. A gun shot. A bullet cut in two A head drops onto the floor The gun drops to the pavement as Friend A's neck hole is spurting blood and his head is rolling back and fourth on the ground. Girl A and B are both yours. You take your blindfold off. You look back at your new women. Why haven't they said anything yet? You turn around to find two lifeless bodies on the ground. How could this have happened? You sprint to their corpses and drop to your knees. One hole in each of their heads. You don't know how this could have happened! He only fired one shot.. When did he have time to shoot twice more at Girl A and Girl B. You examine deeper. The holes are not from bullets. They're from half bullets. You're training led to the death of the only thing that you held dear! Sirens. You have to make a choice. Either run away and live life on the run, or take as many cops out as possible with your sword before they overrun you and you spend the rest of your life in prison. As the sound of the sirens got louder you realised a third option, you flip your weapon in your hand. The blade is facing backwards and your holding your sword like a cane. You firmly tap the tip of your katana on the floor as you utter your final goodbyes to this world. Holding the sword out in front of you, you position the weapon on the side of your stomach. Blade facing up, poking you slightly in the belly. You grab the sword with two hands and with all of your might drive the sword deep into yourself. The blade goes all the way through until it's just the handle sticking out of your abdomen. Mustering the last of your strength, you slide the blade across your stomach from one side to the other. Your own spilling guts are the last thing you see.

Ok this will take planning and time. First, become good friends with Girl A. Then, kill Girl C. Make sure you get away with it. This will cause Friend A to have to go for someone else. Talk good about Girl A around him. He'll decide to pick her. Wait until they are decently close friends/couple. Then all you have to do is kill off all of her guy friends, including Friend A. With you the only one left, her female instinct will drive her to you. Then you just need to comfort her until she forms a psychological bond to you. But be careful. If her and Friend A are too close when you kill him, her strange female instinct will make her drive you away [spoiler]trust me on this[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls no ban[/spoiler]

Sigh. I'm gonna regret saying this, but it has to be said. Buddy, some girls are like wolves. They attack you for no reason, travel in packs, and eat meat for a living. Again, I'm gonna regret this.

Step 1. [spoiler]don't complain on offtopic[/spoiler]

Simple option, foursome

Make him fall in love with you and then reject him.

I personally have no interest in dating anyone, but I will try to give advice. 1). Those girls aren't worth your time. Plenty of fish in the sea. If you like two girls, chances are that causes drama, which has already happened. Best bet is to forget about them. If you are actually friends with both of them, well that's an always situation because you outright told them your deepest darkest secrets. 2). That guy doesn't really seem all that much like a friend. Friends help each other out, not steal your crush and brag about it. I have had friends with similar attitudes, and they never end up in good spots in life. A, "bad boy," is just someone full of themselves. You friend seems like this kinda guy. So it is simple, forget about the girls, move on, and try to stop hanging out with that guy. P.S. I don't really care about these problems so don't take any of this seriously, unless you want to.

Are...are you get love advice from offtopic?

So, your plan to "get back" at your friend is to convince some girl he's not interested in to date you because she's more interested in him than you? You do realize that'll likely backfire as A) he won't care and B) if you do get one of the girls, she'll likely just be using you to get closer to him and "make him jealous". Once she realizes that won't work she'll ditch you. The only one who really stands to get hurt here is you. Let it go.

Just forget about all this but your friend have u done anything yet??? Dont date either of them