12:21 pm: I am awoken to the massively loud sound of insect wings, because there happens to be a massively loud insect in my room. How he arrived there, I could not say. I catch him and show him to my friend and then my sister. Friend and I have no idea what kind of bug he was (very handsome, large black beetle thing that looked a bit like a stink bug) while my sister just shrieked and punched me away screaming “THAT IS SO GROSS IM ABOUT TO EAT YOU -unfriendly word-!” 12:57 pm: I sit in the backyard painting for 3 hours. I can hear something very large moving in the woods behind me, and my dog will not step foot outside. Because I am a foole, I ignore. 4:38 pm: there’s a gotdam vulture on my shed. 5:22 pm: oh good lord there are two cranes in the driveway 6ish: I take my dog for a walk, and what the hell do I find? A lil baby mouse, on the sidewalk, likely abandoned because of some defect. Call friend (farmboy) to ask what the best possibly course of action is. He is so very unhelpful. I decided since it’s dying, taking it home would freak it out and delay the inevitable. I opt to lay in under a nearby bush, so that it won’t die at the hands of somebody else’s dog, be stomped upon, or cook to death in the sun. 7:17 pm: I become an aunt. My sister-in-law had her first babe. Not weird, just notable. 7:49 pm: house loses power. No thunderstorms, just out. And back on 4 hours later 11:08 pm: biggest moth I’ve ever seen lands on my head and hangs out for a while. 10/10 good experience 11:48 pm (right now): banana just fell off the counter by itself. Didn’t touch it, didn’t place it precariously, it just flew. I live in a closely stitched neighborhood, but my house has 2 acres of woods behind it. I’m already pretty sure my house is haunted, the wildlife has never given us this much trouble before (except the turkeys but they didn’t show today) I know all the exact times because I have a weird relationship with clocks, and I’ve been on google for the last 15 minutes trying to figure out what kinda weird bug that was. Is this an omen Edit: immediately after posting this, someone screamed.