Ladies and Gentlemen of Bungie.net, we all know the pain of a failed super. We all know the pain of missing out on a potential team wipe. But Ladies and Gentlemen what I'm about to show you, is a horror so frightening, it is said that Bungie held back the 3 new TTK subclasses to avoid exposing us to this...this...DARKNESS! This is a pain that can make Mr. Krabs give up all his money in hopes of avoiding it! This is a pain that can make Spongebob hate the Krusty Krab! Ladies and Gentlemen, I advise you to turn back! Spare yourself! TURN BACK!!! ...You're still here?...Okay...Don't say I didn't warn you. ONE OF THE WORST THING A GUARDIAN CAN EXPERIENCE IS... *Ominous Silence* ...Tethering a full team with Bloodbound but dying before you could do anything and your team isn't around to finish the job. Then having to watch as the enemy team simply walks out of the tether. They don't even shoot it out. They just walk out, as though they want you to see how close you were and make you suffer as you see the beautifully placed tether go to waste. Let me guide through this experience. (Prepare for some Hardcore Sorrow/Venting) So you went through the struggle of fighting the urge to use your super, like Most Strikers and Voidwalkers! You went through the trouble most Titans and Warlocks go through, finding a large amount of enemies that are bunched up! You fire you super! You take damage! You wait for the enemy to be tethered! [b]SO CLOSE!!! [/b] YOU CAN ALREADY HEAR LORD SHAXX [b]LOSING[/b] HIS [b]SHIT[/b] OVER ALL THE KILLS YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET!!! YOU CAN [b]SEE[/b] THE [b]REAPER[/b] MEDAL!!! You jump out of cover!! YOU [b]DIE!!![/b] YOU [b]CRY!!![/b] YOU SEE A TEAMMATE!! YOU [b]SCREAM[/b] AT YOUR TV SCREEN IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL HEAR YOUR [b]PATHETIC [/b]PLEA!!! THEY LOOK AT THE [b]TETHERED[/b] ENEMIES!! THEY HEARD YOUR[b] PATHETIC[/b] PLEA!! YOU [b]SQUEAL [/b]IN [b]DELIGHT[/b] AND THANK THE TRAVELER FOR ANSWERING YOUR PRAYERS AS YOU WAIT FOR THE KILLS/ASSIST TO ROLL IN!! YOUR TEAMMATES [b]DIES!!![/b] THAT [b]USELESS[/b] PILE OF [b]SHIT[/b] FAILED TO KILL ANY OF THE SITTING DUCKS THAT WERE BEFORE THEM!!! YOU [b]CURSE!!! [/b] YOU [b]SCREAM!!![/b] YOUR NEIGHBOR BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE TO [b]KICK[/b] YOUR [b]ASS[/b] FOR MAKING SO MUCH NOISE, BUT HE ENDS UP [b]CRYING [/b]TOO BECAUSE OF WHAT JUST HAPPEN!!! YOUR ENEMIES [b]BAG[/b] UNTIL THE TETHER IS [b]DONE[/b]!! LORD SHAXX CALLS THE MATCH AND HEADS HOME FOR THE DAY AFTER SEEING SUCH A [b]DISAPPOINTING[/b] SUPER!! AND LASTLY YOU GET [b]BANNED [/b]FROM THE CRUCIBLE FOR THAT [b]DISGUSTING[/b] FAIL!!!! ...It's horrible. It's cruel. it's...it's...heartbreaking *Wipes away a tear* liek if u cri evriteim :'(