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Edited by ResonantParoxysm:
5/7/2015 10:51:50 AM
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Make A Wish
I am a genie and will grant you anything you desire so long as it doesn't break the rules of wishing.
[spoiler]Be careful what you wish for 👿[/spoiler]
Standard genie rules apply
[quote]
1.No killing anyone
2. No bringing back the dead
3. No making anyone fall in love with you
-This is the internet the wishes are infinite[/quote]
I am a freed genie who is being generous so I reserve the right to deny any outlandishly crazy requests.
English
#Offtopic
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Edited by ResonantParoxysm: 5/16/2015 9:48:04 PMThe Genie hath returned to do thy biding 👿
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2 Replies1; I want the ability to summon anything into existence at will 2; make me free from any contract/entrapment that does not benefit me (including being a genie) 3; the ability to go invisible at will, this ability is free to use infinitely 4; a taco 5; free from any entrapment/contract that does nor benefit me 6; I'd like to be proportional, with my same height. I'd also like to be muscular (not extremely muscular, I want to be "cut") 7; free from any entrapment/contract that does not benefit me 8; cleansed of any poison or toxin 9; freed from any entrapment/contract that does not benefit me
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1 Replythe next time i ask out a girl she will say yes. the hard part is getting her, the easy part is keeping her.
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1 ReplyEdited by CharlieAlphaSeve: 5/7/2015 11:19:31 AMActually I'll come back later
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3 RepliesMake America, and North Korea, and Starbucks disappear
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I wish for a second wish
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3 RepliesI wish for unlimited pancakes
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1 ReplyI wish that Taco Bell would bring back the Doritos locos tacos because reasons
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1 ReplyI wish to be able to read minds without them being able to know and also be very discreet about it and if possible mind control. Thank you
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4 RepliesI wish the Thalmor would leave skyrim alone.
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1 ReplyEdited by AG Protocol: 5/6/2015 10:12:49 AMI want to revoke everyone's wishes except this one
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3 RepliesEdited by poopinator122: 5/6/2015 9:46:49 AMI wish I could pee on anyone's garden.
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6 RepliesI wish I could meet who I dreamt of last night and see what he's really like =3
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2 RepliesI wish for super speed, Jedi powers (mind-reading, limited telekinesis, etc.), a personal starfighter (Z-95 Headhunter preferably), working Iron Man armor, a credit card with infinite money on it, my own A.I. butler, and a really cool electric guitar with amp. I am very overpowered, so if you need to nerf my wish a little you can.
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2 RepliesI wish for the power of telekinesis!
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1 ReplyWorld peace, a Taco, and wishing you where free man!
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2 RepliesI want sex. Lots of sex. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyI wish to do good on my finals next week... .-.
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1 ReplyI wish for the world to have sustainable clean energy, sustainable food supply, and FTL travel with radiation protection.
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1 ReplyEdited by afoxofflames: 5/6/2015 6:18:17 AM1. Money so I can stop sweating all my damn finances (or lack thereof because I'm in college) 2. A -blam!-ing bathtub 3. A jet so I can travel w/out babies screaming 4. A lifetime supply of LUSH products 5. To be able to eat whatever I damn please
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5 RepliesI want to have a hyperactive metabolism without using any of MY divine power to get it
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1 ReplyI wish i had gotten passing grades 9th - 10th (im in 11th now)
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3 RepliesEdited by Lunasia_: 5/5/2015 11:40:02 PMI wish i had a billion dollars. I wish i had a 6 inch dic*. 1 inch isnt enough I wish i got accepted to UCSD I wish i had the power to release the pain within one and be able to control its intensity. (Its not killing anyone :))
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5 RepliesA Kate Beckinsale look alike that loves me
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3 Replies1. 3 more wishes 2. To be 18 3. free plane tickets to go wherever I want in the world with the one I love :) 4. And All the money I need for those trips
