{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
5/23/2021 2:58:38 PM
29
Dumb things you thought as a child
I don't know where I thought I read it or heard it, but I was convinced for far too long that narwhals were extinct... Fast-forward many years later and I was looking through this absolutely brilliant animal book, turn to the next page and bam, narwhals fencing. I was like, "wait, this picture is modern, what's going on here". Suffice it to say my prepubescent mind was blown, as it were.
English
#Offtopic
-
That power rangers was cool. [spoiler]nibbles crayon[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyEdited by Poison_Cloud: 5/28/2021 3:12:44 AMI thought that daddy daughter -blam!- day was a real day... it isn't EDIT: WHY IS THAT CENCERED ITS NOT EVEN BAD
-
1 ReplyThat babies were made by a single kiss.
-
i thought double decker busses were made up cars from the harry potter world. turns out, they’re real!
-
Skylanders favorite game
-
3 RepliesEdited by TheBudgieKing: 5/25/2021 5:45:47 AMWeird one I thought all reightdeer were santas clauses and they ate exclusively glitter* and even tryed to feeding local deer glitter *[spoiler]some school projects had us make "reigndeer food and that was one of the ingredients[/spoiler] [spoiler]QQ: what did your school do for christmas that was questionable for the local ecosystem...[/spoiler]
-
Thinking that if I picked myself up, I'd fly and become famous. Then I'd have no use for modern transportation and I could any where I wanted. Like Hawaii or the toy store. Then I imagined if I wanted to rob banks and I could just fly away with the money and when to cops came I would be 100 feet up high and say "cya suckers!". I had (and still have) a wild imagination. [spoiler]uwu[/spoiler]
-
I figured that I could get into a box and then reach outside and pick it up.
-
That I'd need to always watch out for quicksand.
-
that I was a boy [spoiler]I have no gender only RAGE[/spoiler]
-
When I was a kid I thought narwhals were made up lol
-
1 Reply$200 was a butt ton of money.
-
Doom was dumb and way too violent, yea that changed quick
-
That was the best $8.32 you ever spent on a animal book!!
-
That I wouldn't somehow burn all my bridges with people in my life. Yeah I know, sounds depressing. But I don't really have much else that comes to mind.
-
a jojo is not made of a potato
-
The Human race was intelligent.
-
I used to think that while we got commercials, little men on the inside of the TV got to watch the show, and that’s why commercials existed; we were taking turns watching the show with the tiny men inside the TV.
-
I was told by a kid during church once that once you beat the Ender Dragon, all Endermen become your servants that you can send to hunt for resources. The sad thing is that this is actually a great idea.
-
Whenever I watched a movie where time passed by and the kid grew up, I thought they literally waited for the child actor to grow up before filming the second half.
-
1 ReplyJesus was a fat fock cause people still be eating the body of Christ thousands of years later
-
2 RepliesI would be happy when I grew up
-
My school had a "Magazine Drive" where we competed to sell magazines to our neighbors. As a sign of our progress, we were awarded "weebles", which were basically cottonballs with some googly eyes and arms glued to it. The tool in charge of the drive told us that weebles eat candy. I actually believed him at first...
-
Wait no When I was really little and I first heard someone say “smoking pot” I thought of one of those stainless steal pots with the long handles and you put your mouth on the handle and steam or green smoke would come out the pot like a pipe.
-
That I was going to be a happy successful person one day. Glad that delusion is over!
-
I would be happy in the future.
