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5/3/2021 1:53:57 AM
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You’re walking along the street at night

and you see a man in a black hoodie and in his pocket something rather sharp looking. You take a right to the New York Railway and get on a train. The man follows you and you move to the next car, he proceeds to follow you. You quickly call 911 but the WiFi is down and you don’t have cellular. What do you do?
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  • If I'm with my step mom in this occasion, she could just taser the guy. My dad gave her a taser.

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  • Pull out the glock

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  • [quote]What are you gonna do, stab me?[/quote] -Me, seconds before being stabbed

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    • Good thing I started life with 10 charisma [i]”back off, or your the one who’s gonna need insurance”[/i]

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      • Turn the table.. Ask him what's the sharp looking object in his pocket, or is he just pleased to see me.

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      • [quote]and you see a man in a black hoodie and in his pocket something rather sharp looking. You take a right to the New York Railway and get on a train. The man follows you and you move to the next car, he proceeds to follow you. You quickly call 911 but the WiFi is down and you don’t have cellular. What do you do?[/quote] Win the 1v1 and bag his corpse

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      • I scare him until he goes to the back of the train

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        • I pull out an M-16 and load incendiary rounds and aim it at him while standing at the opposite side of the subway car planting my spiked boots into the floor to keep my balance. [spoiler]nibbles crayon[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by TheArtist: 5/4/2021 3:46:34 PM
          1. I never would have followed this chain of events to this point 2. If I had done something this lacking in street smarts....I'd keep moving to the head of the train until I'm literally sitting directly behind the operator....and I'd stay there until either the "suspicious" individual realizes that he's going to have witnesses for whatever he intended to do......and leaves to find a softer target..... ....or until we reach the final stop on the run. So you get off the train with the operator. Once again, making sure there are witnesses...and security. 3. I weaponize anything I had on me. Keys can be easily turned into melee weapons if you hold the key ring in your closed fist, and let the actual keys protrude out between your fingers. Targeting "soft parts" like eyes, neck, etc.... Women can turn rings into makeshift brass knuckles. Plus anything chemical in a spray bottle, perfume, deodorant, etc... can be turned into a makeshift bottle of mace if you aim for the eyes. Bottomline, if you're assualted? You're life is likely in danger.....[i]fight dirty....fight to end the conflict quickly and escape. [/i]

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        • Pull out my deagle and take aim.

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        • Run for my life Defend myself Go into a crowd Go to the nearest police station [spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]

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        • I'd ask the nearest person for their gun. I would then take aim and defend myself. If somebody doesn't have a gun, I'd fight in the style of Krav Maga (I was trained in it at 9 years old). If that doesn't work, I'd grab the nearest blunt object and fight with that. If I can't fight, I'd run because I can run freakishly fast.

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          • Either juke him out and do some crazy parkour to get away or try to find a group of people to help me

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            • Die, because the NYPD were defunded. ;) [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]

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            • Was sort of expecting a "And out of the corner of your eye, you spot him" Kinda disappointed

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            • [quote]What do you do?[/quote] shitpost about shia labeouf

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              • Go too a public place

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              • I just wait for him to make his move so I could shoot him. I’ve been caring for more than 20 years hopefully nobody’s ever that stupid.

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              • Let em walk up to me and if he tries stabbing me ill try punching him.

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                • Act like you’re a minor god and offer him immortality for his soul, if he accepts, wait until he walks up to shake your hands, hit him with a brick, kick him in the mommy-daddy button, and run.

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