I stopped time with this device, but i forgot to fully build it before I actually stopped time. This thing reads like an Ikea Manual. I already tried unplugging it and plugging it back in. It created a parallel universe inside of a pocket dimension inside of the device.
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2 RepliesI can help you in one moment.
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1 ReplyOP is lettuce
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1 ReplySo.... dick stuck in time?
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Can't answer, time is stopped.
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2 RepliesYou, my friend, have a ticking time bomb in your hand. But there is hope. There cannot be an infinite number of parallel universes inside the device, because in one of them, you chose not to activate it. Thus ending the cycle.
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1 ReplyHave you tried... [spoiler][i]Chaos Control![/i][/spoiler]
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3 RepliesDid you try taking out the cartridge and blowing it out?
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1 ReplyHave you watched the LEGO Movie? You don’t need to follow the instructions!
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2 RepliesThat sounds like the opposite of a problem
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2 RepliesPee on it to assert dominance.
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2 RepliesDo you want me to send my interns to help you? They probably would demand a flesh sacrifice beforehand...
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7 RepliesTry saying “oduraW aZ” It might work
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1 Reply1. Enter pocket universe 2. Charge admission 3. ??? 4. Profit