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9/13/2017 7:09:59 PM
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An Open Letter To Bungie
Hey Bungie, it's me again. Yes I know, we both thought our conversation last time was the last one... But things have changed & i've thought things through. After buying Destiny 2 I thought my life was back on track and things were going to get better! I actually had something to look forward to, something to live for, & something I couldn't regret.. But let me tell you something Bungie.. This last week has made me realize I'm living on a false hope. Day after day & hour after && error after error I've been desperately trying to play your game Destiny 2. I've been experiencing countless Cabbage Errors rendering the game unplayable.. I've tried everything... New router, restarting my Xbox, reinstalling the game...
That's when I had my absolute moment of clarity Bungie. I had reached rock bottom.. I was trying to bend over backwards for a game that didn't work on launch for me. I was willing to do whatever it took to play this game.. But the tears & stress wasn't worth it. I don't NEED Destiny...
But what I do NEED is my 60 dollars back Bungie.. I have other bad habits I need to support. I'm running low on The Devils Lettuce & self-esteem.
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#Offtopic
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By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.
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By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.
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By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.
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Hmm... perhaps you should try #feedback. Oh. AND GET REPORTED, HERETIC SCUM!
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This is actually the saddest thing I have ever heard
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[quote]Please spread it around. Searching the forum under "latest" is literally a Swesticle cess pool. We need action! [quote]By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.[/quote][/quote]
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Check your porch, and give the dog waiting there 201.50 copies of Destiny 2. Finally, return to the lake of the loch Ness monster, preferably in the morning. Sacrifice a Year 1 Destiny player, but save a few drops of blood for the potion you'll make later. Tree fiddy drops of blood, to be exact. Then, perform the toast/envelope ritual with the lock Ness monster. If the monster kicks you in the balls, start all over. On the other hand, if you get the response that confirms its love for you, then you must marry the loch Ness monster, and impregnate it. Finally, raise the child to the age of 13, get the child a Bungie.net account, and then teach him to become troll. Once your child has created a post that has received over 100 upvotes, you may be able to realize that Offtopic is not for Destiny related posts. Edit: The potion. DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE. IF YOU READ THIS NOW, YOU MUST REPLY [quote]Please forgive me loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.[/quote] [spoiler]To make the potion, mix the blood with a gallon of bleach. You must feed half to your loch Ness monster wife, and the other half to your child. They will have a message, in 2 parts. One will say the first part, and the other will say the second part. Only then, will you understand that you need to tap your post, tap the 3 dots, hit edit, and change #Offtopic to #Destiny2.[/spoiler] [spoiler]This was written by Violet Varlerie. Don't copy without permission, or I will report you to the bulli police for stage 13 bulli.[/spoiler]
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By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.
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By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul.
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Edited by Doctor Electric: 9/14/2017 3:27:19 PMThis doesn't belong in Offtopic
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swiggity swesticle, [spoiler]you know the resticle [/spoiler]
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[quote]tears & stress[/quote] lol what
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Lmao wtf
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Bump! [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis doesn't belong in #offtopic
