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Covfefe
My name. She'd
Long egg
Boneless pizza
English
#Offtopic
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Shit posting is truly an art form
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1 ReplyEasy, just use this: [spoiler]The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.[/spoiler]
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suck a covfefe
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1 Reply*my nama jeff
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2 RepliesCovfefe My name is Jeff Long egg Boneless pizza [spoiler]what do I win[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI wake, sitting bolt upright I can see nothing. It's dark. Not the kind of dark where your eyes have adjusted, no... The kind of dark, that even with your eyes open, you still cannot see anything. No shapes, no outlines, no distant glow, you may as well have your eyes closed. I fumble around, slowly at first. I'm not sure where I am, or what might be near me in this suffocating darkness. Once I've realised that there's nothing near me, I calm down enough so that I can hear past my thumping heartbeat... Nothing... Nothing but deafening silence. It's funny you know, how long it takes to acclimatize to no sound. I stand up, realising quickly that my feet are numb. I can't feel anything. How long have I been here? Obviously long enough that my legs and feet have gone pretty much completely asleep, but apart from that, I don't remember anything. All of a sudden, a loud bang tears through the thick void of silence. A bright light blinds me immediately... I hold my hand over my eyes to shield them, desperately trying to focus my vision on the opening in front of me... I hear a familiar voice... [spoiler]We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesHow To Have A Good Reply [quote]My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.[/quote]
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Dunno what any of that is
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One day I was walking through the woods, I saw a big giant log, I rolled over the log and found a stick under it, I said "man, this log just had a child"
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4 RepliesDon't
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Secretly Salamander and the Drumming Anchovy
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1 ReplyCofveve my name is Jeff long egg boneless pizza why did I participate in this
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1 ReplyEdited by SharkHorse: 7/27/2017 12:04:43 AMFre sha voc ado
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My pizza is covfefe
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2 RepliesMy nama jedf