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3/23/2016 2:30:27 AM
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FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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Either this: "She said she was 18!" Or: My status.
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3 RepliesI really like chicken.
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1 ReplyI swear the child enjoyed it!
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1 ReplyHey! That's my job! [i]You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?[/i]
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LSD or Acid
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1 ReplyI SWEAR TO GOD, THE BODY IS NOT MINE.
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3 RepliesI got weed!
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3 RepliesIf you arrest me officer, countless Attack Helicopters around the world will call you out for discriminating us. If I were a Jetplane you would not arrest me.
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2 RepliesI'm the Thane of Whiterun?
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3 RepliesI'm batman * does batman shit and break a window as I jump*
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1 ReplyNo, you're under arrest *handcuffs OP*
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3 RepliesWhat did I do? (No admittance of guilt) Its not illegal is it? Obama said it was ok! (Ignorance of the law is not criminal)
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My wife left me
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I dint du nuthin
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Hey that's my job! [i]You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?[/i] [spoiler]Crimes: Personating a guard. [/spoiler]
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Ummmm Hey look at my phone wallpaper http://imgur.com/ip1Z7GO Or.... Distraction why I'm not here and I'm in um... Greenland
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I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire five shots or six?" Well I honestly lost count myself and this being a .44 magnum, one of the most powerful handguns on the planet, you gotta ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky? Well do you, punk? Go ahead, make my day.
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"No u" *kicks balls in confusion and runs away giggling*
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I'd say: "NO U!"
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I dont say anything. I will stare blankly into their eyes while I simultaniously shit ans piss on their shoes.
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Point an say "HE WENT THAT WAY!!"
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3 Replieswhy hello there sir. If you must know what I was doing I was saving this sweet innocent potato who had fell into an deep hole... The potato is now save and sound... So if you mind I want to go back to my house to give the potato an good bed and home... Then you may arrest me good sir Good potato ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 Reply*Steals cop car*
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That's what she said
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What'd I do?
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She said she was 18 I swear!
