i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly.
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She hit me with her softball bat broke three fingers. I waited a few weeks. Night before her prom I crazy glued all her fingers together.
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Ate their birthday cake... oops
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[quote]i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly. lmao[/quote]
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My siblings put me in a pillowcase and pushed me down the stairs, all fun and games until I nailed the wall at the bottom of the stairs
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Wouldn't put sun block on my sisters back because of her back-acne.
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7 RepliesAlmost stabbed my brother [spoiler]nice fingers though[/spoiler]
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Whooped my sisters ass in jiu jitsu
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4 RepliesSlapped my brother in the face with a book because he was pissing me off.
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1 ReplyEdited by TheDubAddict: 10/20/2015 12:39:12 PMI had a little brother [spoiler]not anymore[/spoiler]
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Murder.
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When we were little kids I had a big toy spider on a tube with an air pump. You pumped air through the tube and the spider would squeak and jump. I used to sit and wait around corners just to scare the crap out of my little sister with it.
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6 RepliesMy sister used to melt chocolate in my boxers And leave them around the house so my friends could see them when they came over.
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Pretended they exist [spoiler]I'm an only child[/spoiler]
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I've punched both my brothers in the face many many time mostly due to drinking and i regret nothing they deserve every bloody lip i gave them. side note im the youngest
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Ebola
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I pushed my brother down the stairs once.
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My lil brother stood on his tip toes in my wedding pics to look taller than me.
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Punched them in the esophagus
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22 RepliesEdited by Nox: 10/20/2015 4:16:48 PM>be me >has sis >sis is 16 >i is 12 >sis slips sleep pills into drink >pass out >wake up covered in jizz >dafuq happened.jpeg >sis r4ped me >sis is psycho >knock sis out >touch b00bies cuz im horny and curious af >mfw sis is doll >mfw i is high [spoiler]surprised this shit is still up lol[/spoiler][spoiler]i dont know why i wrote this :P[/spoiler][spoiler]im sorry everyone....think i deserve a reward for ffed up ness tho[/spoiler]
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threw a ball of ice at my sisters head
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Never met my half siblings before or even care to meet them
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1 ReplyWas having a pillow fight with my brother on a my grandmothers bed a while ago and knocked him off causing him to hit his head on a bracelet on a desk then smack into the floor. I have him a broken nose and a concussion but he had that bracelet imprinted into his forehead for over a week
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4 RepliesEdited by No Name Genome : 10/20/2015 3:53:29 PMNot exactly to my sibling but to my cousin, most fuk'd up thing I could remember was getting a "sour" Cheetos bag, pissing into it, pouring out ONLY the piss then giving the bag to him Edit - for those who don't know apparently, Cheetos are a bag of chips and I specifically got a sour flavored
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2 RepliesI shaved off half my brothers mustache and tied dental floss to his braces and tied them to his bed post
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Brick on rope met brothers face at my will. Blood everywhere. Parents weren't happy. Also, knee met brothers eye socket w/ the weight of 5 year old body. Brother wears eye patch for weeks, is embarrassed. I secretly wish I wore it. Looked cool, pirate-like. Arrr m80.