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Edited by Apogee:
8/30/2015 9:26:05 PM
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The object to your left can be ascended to year 2
I will slay oryx with my gaming chair!!!
Edit 1: 100 replies!! I will add a a guardian to my fire team every 100 replies! First guardian- MIKEVO8 and his OP stool!
Edit 2: the next two guardians in the fireteam are Orichalcos with his taste-bud destroying sour patch kids And cobracommander00 with his finances crushing pile of bills
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyMy two black lab/border collies ?! I can ascend them !?
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Exotic pillow The sleeper fluffy lent - can be equipped as a sword - can make enemies drowsy(suppressed) on hit - changes color with shader - random chance to summon attack sheep
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I guess I'm keeping my couch for another year the wife won't be happy
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Baby Wipes! Good for cleaning up salty tears I suppose.
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My cat. AFFIX CLAWS, GENTLECATS
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I am laying down and there is a cat on my face. So I guess I'll just throw cats at my enemies for Y2
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Yay, a cushoin, im so godamn happy this is replacing gally and fatebringer. :( Still, its better than aetheon s epilogue.
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A lamp :/
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Ceiling
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A shower?
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A grey locker
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... my ps4 controller
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1T usb? So 2T usb??
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Fosner leather chair lol I'll kill him in my new rocket chair
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A bunch of DC and Marvel comic books. # nerd right here
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Car door
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A cup of cranberry juice!
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Bottle of Minute Maid apple juice. I will wreck everything with 100% juice straight from concentrate.
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2 RepliesTaco Bell fire sauce.... Whole new definition to butthurt.
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My sink.... I can keep everyone hydrated....
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The ceiling, I'm laying on my side.
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Brilliant. My little usb desk fan is up for ascension. well at least my fireteam will be able to keep cool
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I'll slay him with a dalek This should be interesting
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I love (my year 2) lamp
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My wife. Consider him dead already
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf. Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
