Guess where I don't live [spoiler]Poccknn[/spoiler] Guess what I look like according to this Russian exchange chick that was hot as hell? [spoiler]Russian[/spoiler] If I screw her, do I become Russian too? Why do you guys have so many cameras in your car? Can you really rent a tank there? (Unloaded of course) What do Russians think of Canadians? (Me) What's the most stereotypical Russian thing you have personally done or seen?

Do you own the shirtless Putin on a bear action figure? Where is Edward Snowden?

Do you have halo online? If so do you enjoy it?

Why do you hack so much in bf4 please stop.

How many languages can you speak in?

In soviet Russia do questions ask you?

Gonna need proofs that you are, in fact Russian. Okay, for-realzies now. Do you own a tracksuit, love to squat, and named Anton/Boris or Viggo?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? If I save time, when do I get it back? Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Can Vegans eat Animal crackers? PS or XBX? Apple or Android? Why are we here? Destiny or Halo? What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false? Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it? Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them? Imperials or Stormcloaks? Is PC truly #masterrace? What % of fat do you like in your milk? Hot tea or Iced tea? Hot dogs or hamburgers? Beef or Pork? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Trucks, Cars, or Vans? Sony or Microsoft? Is Cortana really kill? Can you even? Walmart or Target? Who is your favorite Ninja/Bng employee? How do you like your steak? Who expects the Spanish Inqusition? Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? My ancestors are smiling down on me Imperials, can you say the same? How do you get to Carnegie hall? Is a male magician a wizard or a warlock? Oak or Pine trees? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow? Is country music [i]really[/i] that bad? Are you a brony? What country do you live in? Do you even lift? What are those? Why are pizza boxes square, when the actual pizza is round? Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs? Can crop circles be square? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? What is Satan's last name? What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Can animals commit suicide? Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop? Since rabbits don't lay eggs, why does the Easter bunny carry them? What's the difference between fancy ketchup and regular ketchup?

Which city? I'm non-american and have always had a fascination with Russia, for better and for worse.

Is the animosity between russia and 'the rest of the world' real? Maybe it's western news or over excited Americans but a lot of what we get told about Russia is nuts apparently you all run around with AK's have pet bears and want to Nike the world. Personally I find it hard to tell a Russian from a Slovakian (no offence) it's the accent it just sounds the same to me though have met some very nice Russian women only thing I find odd is the fact that many shave off their eyebrows (women not men) and use make up to draw then back on hell I know one that had hers tattooed on its kinda odd....lol

How's playing video games over there going? I assume your a gamer because your on b.net, so are prices really as bad as they say they are?

Why is your country gearing for war?

Is everyone a bear on a unicycle?

Have to settle a debate In a thick Russian accent is it pronounced Vodka Or Wudka

cyka blyat

forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Do you have a badass Russian accent?

Russians have the best accents

Оригинальный плакатпедик

Do u giv teh fuk?

What do you think of European cheese and condoms?

remember, no russian.... [spoiler]get out[/spoiler]