I think it's pretty obvious that Xur will sell Gjallarhorn [i]next[/i] Friday May 15th and the forums will riot. I truly believe it's the [u]only[/u] way people can beat POE. But that's just my opinion. Unless a new exotic heavy comes along and makes Gjallarhorn look like a marshmallow cannon.
Edit#1: If and when you and [i]your[/i] scrubby little squad defeats POE on Lvl 35 without [b]ONE[/b] Gjallarhorn rocket being launched then we can talk.
Edit#2: Can it be beat without Gjallarhorn? Yes. Will many people opt out of using that sexy beast of a gun for something like dragons breath? Laughable. You all want / need that crutch like the rest of us.
Edit#3: And I don't want to hear that "someone was bound to be right since [i]someone[/i] always says GHORN will be sold next week" crap. I said it for MAY 15th. Get your buckets ready!
Edit#4: 7 hours until zero hour. Then the tears will be abundantly available for all bounties!
FINAL EDIT: In the famous words of Rick Perry, "Oops".
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YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
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1 ReplyI DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT "ITS OBVIOUS" Oh wait... Hold on lemme grab a jar real fast *starts picking up OP's tears frantically like a homeless man picking up pennies on the sidewalk*
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Funny, these words sound EXACTLY like other posts that said gally would be sold today. Lol
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That's an interesting way of spelling Truth.
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Once AGAIN, I will be next to Xur to collect the tears of Guardians as they find nothing but disappointment. Hit me up with your tears if you feel like donating.
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Truth [spoiler]I mean lies[/spoiler] [spoiler]wait I mean Truth[/spoiler]
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You and others have said this since week 2. I promise it won't be there. My reasoning is that it's not on the loot table any more. My favorite though was when you promised that bungie would sell it on the anniversary of bin ladens death because it was American. Or before that for some other event.
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5 RepliesBumping this again just as a reminder lol
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I was waiting for you to be wrong.
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Make sense because I've gotten 4 in the past 5 weeks
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Hey remember when you said "mark my words" I marked them and u lied!!!! I HATE YOU
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2 RepliesI'm glad he's not handing out this weapon to you noobs, earn your damn gjallarhorn like how we all had to do!
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5 RepliesYou gotta earn it bro, not just get it handed to you
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1 ReplyLost Pet:I lost my dick if anybody finds it call 1-800-mypenisfelloff I will happily pay a good sum of glimmer
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11 RepliesIf Xur sold the gjallarhorn, the people stocked on strange coins would buy a crap ton and that would be bad. It is suppose to be legend or myth and a great item to add to your exotic collection. Something rare that not many have not an item to just sell and give away when people know how awesome and legendary it is. It wouldn't be the legendary gjallarhorn anymore if Xur sold it then their would be no point in trying so hard then having that fun moment of happiness when you worked so hard and finally got it. Xur will and shall never sell it Nuff said.
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8 RepliesYou have to earn it not buy it.
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How do you feel now you -blam!-?
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Edited by Jcaf8: 5/17/2015 2:29:09 PMHow do you feel now? Hahahq You are stupid as fûck to trash talk about a line of code
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Muted and reported. I how you never open your stupid mouth again. -blam!-ing halfwit.
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Hahahaha.. lol Gjallarhorn hmmmm Where???? All i can see is the truth? YOU LIED ! ! ! ! [spoiler]Not A Fortune Teller [/spoiler]
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2 Replieshttps://youtu.be/nmekIaihZC8 this is for everyone who moans and crys about gally. Tears collected
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I have returned to mock you
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Sorry about the ugly truth, you're just gonna have to deal with it
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Edited by saeglopur12: 5/15/2015 1:34:51 PMTears collected. [spoiler]Plot Twist: They were the OPs :3[/spoiler]
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Close. Exotic rocket