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Edited by Fridén:
4/2/2015 1:30:11 PM
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Funny LFG Requirements
Over the times I have used these sites I have come across some interesting/funny requests.
These are the ones that have stuck with me:
MUST BE AN ACTUALLY GOOD SWORD BEARER
Must be Sober
NO SQUEAKERS
Lvl 31 titan need 4 more, MUST BE LEVEL 32
Have you seen better?
Edit: From others experiences
CrYxTaCo
Balls must have dropped for you to join
touch76
need 6 for crota cp
ExoticVoid
PermalinkYeah.
Looking to do hard mode ir yut I need the exotics. I really need a 'gjallurhorn' must be level 29. He was a level 27.
thedinobot
Best one right here: Must be 30+ for Normal VoG.
Edit 2:
This one takes the cake...
OBX Sand Devil
Level 27 Titan. Need group to carry me through the raid. No squeakers or you will get booted. Playing porn in the background for motivation
Edit 3:
Nothing like redundancy
CeeBagger1000
Level 32 Titan - "full raid gear, maxed out".
Edit 4:
The craziest post so far...
Looking for five gamer girls who are feeling naughty.
Beat You Silly1
Must be 18+ and have a mic.
Lvl doesn't matter as long as you listen to what I say ;)
Will help you get to lvl 32 as long as you reward me on snapchat.
Edit 5, from the posts again!
Dano2467
Sword bearer looking for 5 ledge monkeys
Frank
"no swag fags"
Chinaman Brent
"Need 5 for hard crota cp. Must be 32 & have gally. I don't because I'm fireteam leader and you can't kick me."
Pervythemilkman
Looking for 5 must really have to poop so you'll be less likely to make mistakes
Phuk_yu_ho
"Must have a big d*ck because we are gonna -blam!- the Templar in his ass"
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4 RepliesAlso "Is anybody willing to carry a Level 30 Titan through Hard Crota? I have a paypal"
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7 Replies"I have Left and Right conflux cp"
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*On a crotas end raid group forum* Need 3 more for hard templar People need to learn to read
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*On a crotas end raid group forum* Need 3 more for hard templar People need to learn to read
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1 ReplyOur clan usually posts very homosexual posts to get a laugh or to just keep the fire team in good spirits lol...
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9 RepliesMust be sober lol
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If I used it, I'd be very tempted to use "Must be competent," but I know that it will only bring the opposite.
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3 RepliesMost squeakers are annoying and talk a lot, if that combination occurs I just mute them. I'll still play with them though.
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1 ReplyI once saw someone say Hard Crota need 5 32s fresh Have mic and experience At least one swordbearer and boomer distraction Don't fap with your mic on
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"lvl 31 Titan, need 4 more. MUST BE LEVEL 32" L O -blam!-ing L. Sides split.
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1 ReplyLvl 27 with Atheon HM checkpoint, room for 5, must have Gjallarhorns and be wearing Glowhoo shader.
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6 RepliesI saw someone on LFG saying : Level 27 Titan. Need group to carry me through the raid. No squeakers or you will get booted. Playing porn in the background for motivation
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"Need 5 for crota normal. Must all have maxed gallys"- saw this yesterday
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These all made me giggle =)
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I've seen one that went like this: "Doing Vault of Glass normal, must be level 32." The guy was a level 27.
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I saw one today for a normal Crota checkpoint saying "need 5 more, must be level 32 with Gjallarhorn".... hopefully they were joking, but somehow I doubt it.
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I once saw a hard crota cp and the kid put must be 32+ as if u could get higher lol
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Met a group that wouldn't let you join unless you had chatterwhite equipped.I got my only vex mythoclast that raid.
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Once seen LFG Crota cp need 1 must have gally and be good with it. (I don't know how to be bad with gally but ok. )
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Looking for someone who knows how to disconnect his internet
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Must be sober ftw haha
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Best one, Looking for raid group to do nightfall, have crota cp on hard with max VoG weapons, 32 only Plz
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2 RepliesLooking for a 32 sword bearer who has gjallarhorn.
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1 ReplyOnce i joined a guy to do crota cp on normal,we were 5 i said lets do it. The guy proceeds to say we need 1 more because it's going to be pretty hard, i left because if u need 3-6 people to do a crota normal cp u need to get gud
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Thanks for this post it made my day with all the jokes
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2 RepliesSo I'm a 31 and sometimes if I have a Croat hard cp I say 32s only. I feel like an ahole doing it, but is it actually bad? I usually let like 1 other 31 in if he asks
