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Edited by Fridén:
4/2/2015 1:30:11 PM
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Funny LFG Requirements
Over the times I have used these sites I have come across some interesting/funny requests.
These are the ones that have stuck with me:
MUST BE AN ACTUALLY GOOD SWORD BEARER
Must be Sober
NO SQUEAKERS
Lvl 31 titan need 4 more, MUST BE LEVEL 32
Have you seen better?
Edit: From others experiences
CrYxTaCo
Balls must have dropped for you to join
touch76
need 6 for crota cp
ExoticVoid
PermalinkYeah.
Looking to do hard mode ir yut I need the exotics. I really need a 'gjallurhorn' must be level 29. He was a level 27.
thedinobot
Best one right here: Must be 30+ for Normal VoG.
Edit 2:
This one takes the cake...
OBX Sand Devil
Level 27 Titan. Need group to carry me through the raid. No squeakers or you will get booted. Playing porn in the background for motivation
Edit 3:
Nothing like redundancy
CeeBagger1000
Level 32 Titan - "full raid gear, maxed out".
Edit 4:
The craziest post so far...
Looking for five gamer girls who are feeling naughty.
Beat You Silly1
Must be 18+ and have a mic.
Lvl doesn't matter as long as you listen to what I say ;)
Will help you get to lvl 32 as long as you reward me on snapchat.
Edit 5, from the posts again!
Dano2467
Sword bearer looking for 5 ledge monkeys
Frank
"no swag fags"
Chinaman Brent
"Need 5 for hard crota cp. Must be 32 & have gally. I don't because I'm fireteam leader and you can't kick me."
Pervythemilkman
Looking for 5 must really have to poop so you'll be less likely to make mistakes
Phuk_yu_ho
"Must have a big d*ck because we are gonna -blam!- the Templar in his ass"
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37 RepliesEdited by The Tower Ball: 4/2/2015 5:41:02 AMI put this each time I use lfg: For Crota - " Our fireteam has reached the (insert checkpoint), but the swarm has claimed (insert number, however many you need) of us. We're being overwhelmed! Requesting bac--- " For Vog - " We've reached (insert checkpoint). We lost (insert number, however many you need) to snipers. The Vex are closing in, requesting Vanguard reinforc------ " I find it fun to mess around in lfg, my group and I get things done and have fun regardless. Edit: Feel free to use this yourself, it usually can lighten up your fireteam's mood and can result in a good time. :) Edit #2: Changed locations to (insert checkpoint).
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"Must be 17+" I died laughing.
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Necro bump!
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2 RepliesNeed 5 for Crota hard. Must be 32 and have max Khostov 7G-02.
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[quote]Must be sober[/quote] Well I lose.
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Doing fresh VoG need 7
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Must have blonde hair, female, and big breasts
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7 RepliesI saw a "Need maxed Ghorn and lvl 32 for VoG normal" once. I burst out laughing.
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2 RepliesNeed 6
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20 RepliesSword bearer looking for 5 ledge monkeys
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I specifically joined a vog run because the lfg description simply said, "let's kill robots" Perfect. It was a super fun run!
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deserves nechro
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Well whenever I post that I'm looking for group I'd say: "LFG, have max G horn, IB, All raid weapons and experience with relic/sword. Message or invite. Also has very large penis."
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on Xbone HM CROTA MUST HAVE KINECT I HATE THE STANDARD MIC NOISE
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3 RepliesEdited by Proppur: 4/2/2015 2:28:01 PMThe same one i always see..... "Need (x) for Crota CP Hard. [b]MUST BE LEVEL 32+.[/b]" Yeah, good luck finding those level 33 players... Maybe get a HM Knight Major to join your team?....idk
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Lfg vog Atheon cp I need fatebringer
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Level 30 hosting crota hard w/ all raid armour and max ghally
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Need seven people for fresh run on crota hard Must have blue gear and a rose gold shader
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2 RepliesDoing fresh vog hard. Must be 32+ and have max gally and full vog armor.
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Edited by Cravendale12312: 4/2/2015 7:53:01 PMGo onto destinylfg.com and look for derpina (you have 4 mins) (Crota hard Xbox 360)
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You must goto xur.com to join
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My LFG: Need sword bearer with fully maxed No Land Beyond that wasn't Xurned. Anyone with Gjallahorn will be booted.
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31+ VoG normal This was under a crota raid finder.
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"VoG NM Fresh, must be 32 with Gally and a mic. Must be able to use relic, must know how to cheese." came from a Lv26 squeaker.
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1 ReplyExpert sword bearer Looking for group with Crota CP.* * (Will join your fireteam die then then pretend to get kick by connectivity issues)
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1 Reply"Hosting fresh Hard Crota. At ugly witch thingy pls be 31+ and have a maxed gjally or truth. No Hunger of crota, truth is better"
