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Edited by El STD Panda:
3/22/2015 1:11:05 AM
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I kicked my crushes bfs ass friday!
I'm in 7th grade and just before we were about to transition to another class I was talking with my friend as he was playing truth or dare with a few others (It might be an immature game, but.....Yolo...) as I walked over to him he laughed along with his group of friends, he began to walk towards me, he actually already knew I had a crush on this girl and he dared me to kick her bf in the ass.....As it was very gay I obviously said no, but he said "It's for the greater good bro, i'll do whatever dear you want me to do".....Seemed convincing enough so I did, her bf was leaned over a desk talking to her.....The best position for an ass kick....So I walked up to him and........Kicked it....At the moment it felt very weird but I couldn't not laugh after doing that, so I guess he saw it was a joke from my laughter and he laughed (and so did his gf) then said "What the -blam!- bro"...Best dare ever.
Edit:People, people calm ya tits, this post is a made up story
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First off, can someone explain to me why the [b]f[/b]uck 7th graders are having BFs and GFs nowadays? Lemme know your town so I can keep my daughter away from you sick [b]f[/b]ucks. Secondly, how old are you again? Do your parents know you're playing this game with out their permission? Third, no it wasn't funny. It's not funny. And won't ever be funny. I can see I'm right since you admitted to everything being fake. You won't ever have the guts to pull that shit off. Finally, did you just use the "gay" to describe a negative scenario? [b]F[/b]uck you. My father was gay [RIP Papa...] and I bet you your goddamn life that he was twice the man either of your parents could ever be.
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*offers high five*
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This funny, at the same time, somewhat sad.
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I don't think off topic would even want this story.....
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2 RepliesThis is retarted and not funny at all
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Children are progressively getting dumber I see.
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2 RepliesDid you -blam!- her
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1 ReplyWell tickle my ribs.
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2 RepliesWow 7th grade is a dumber place than I remember.
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1 ReplyIf this is real, your crush official thinks your a dick.
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2 RepliesWow! Now that she knows how good at video games you are she'll love you! [spoiler]It's a lie. Welcome to the lonely pit. It is cold and dark and escape is unlikely.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWtf did I just read?!
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1 ReplyWhy is this in #destiny?
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2 RepliesYep. You know you're in middle school when you still say "yolo". The future is doomed.
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This post gave me AIDS.
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Kill it please
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4 RepliesDear? At the end you called your crashes bf "best dear ever?" You're confused Bisexual
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Are you even old enough to be allowed on these forums?
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3 RepliesEdited by SmoggyPluto: 3/22/2015 12:23:21 AMAhh.. the days where I woke up and had no worries... Love every moment Boss.. Growing up isn't all the hype you hear.
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9 RepliesJesus Christ, this is the future generation guys...
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I would have been much more satisfied had you actually beat the shit out of him. A vaguely homoerotic kick to the arse is sort of disturbing.
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3 RepliesKicking someone's ass is gay? are your shoes off and do your toes penetrate?
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5 RepliesI don't know what to...you are in 7th grade, but you reference Duke Nukem?
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3 RepliesThink the real issue is that your crush has a boyfriend. You might actually want to kick him
