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2/6/2015 12:22:32 AM
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Here's my plan:
1. Learn how to program video games
2. Get a degree in video game programming
3. Make a resume
4. Apply to bungie
5. Get a job as a dev at bungie
6. Slip NyQuil tablets into everyone's drinks
7. Add vault space, fix glitches, add story, etc.
8. Get the hell outta that b!tch
9. Walk out before everyone awakes
10. Get in an epic car chase with Deej, drive on a bridge, pop his tires, and then ram him off
11. Epic Explosion
12. Hot girl gets in car
13. My pet monkey takes the wheel
14. You know what happens next
15. After we're done, I take the wheel back
16. Get to the parade all of you throw for me
17. Even ben obi wan is proud
18. Wake up from dream and cry
19. Get likes and bumps on this comment
20. Squirrel
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Hey Griswold goin on a family vacation in the 90s to see wally world to find out it's shutting down yet you still go on all the busted up rides anyway?
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Bearbeitet von xXIDOTIXx: 7/24/2015 3:39:18 PM
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Sry for me its a joke you thake from a James bond movie. fixing bugs in 4 hour. thats how long it thakes for 1/4th the wake up and find you. good luck if you don't know the code bungie and activion used to make destiny. and see what buggs the code. your in jol and get out what destiny goes into AR production. but you only get out cause some builds andriods to free you and use your bod to thake over the world.
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jol is jail. I realy hate my auto correct when i know i spelld every thing right for a chance
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I feel like Ben obi wan was the catalyst for recent events and resentment towards bungie. It's good, I want to see what happens when bungie gets up in the morning and sees less than a million players online.
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Rise up!
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The last step is essential
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Yes, agreed
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You sir.... would be a hero.
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I would. To bad...
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The monkey tho lol
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Yeah, he completed drivers ed before me, and he's younger than me
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I couldn't stop laughing. All Hail!
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I'm glad you laughed. That was my intent ;)
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I hope Deej and the devs die irl
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Damn bro lol
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Bump, solid plan
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Bump for all but the "squirrel" that my friend was unnecessary!!!
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How? Squirrel is essential!
