Your sitting alone in your bedroom then for some reason you smell the distinct scent of onions...you think nothing of it and continue watching Netflix. Next thing you know All stars starts blaring...at this point you have shit your pants from the sheer power of the onion scent...then suddenly Shrek fly's through the window and grabs you with his firm "yet gentle" hands. After Shrek promptly butt -blam!-s your Xbox 360 he turns to you and says, "it's not ogre, it's never ogre" before flying out the window, into the crisp night air.