What are some of the funniest BS stories you've heard from other players.
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Some of these replies are ridiculous
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My lvl 31 friend says every time he is in the tower he gets at least 5 messages from people begging him to help with Atheon/Crota.
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2 AntwortenI don't even want the thorn/icebreaker.
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I have a big hard light....
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I played a hard vog with a little stupid ass kid. We're at the templar. He dies on confluxes. Does on oracles. Dies at the templar. He was level 32 and his weapons werent even maxed but his grimoire was just about 2000. We carryed him through regardless. We get to gorgons and he keeps dying. I had to ask him like hey have you ever done the hard raid? "YES ive done like 100 times i know what im doing" i figured okay whatever. Get to the junping part. Hes the only one having trouble. We get to the gatekeeper he just starts shooting with no say like hey lets take him down. We wipe twice then got through it. Then on atheon he was dying before we even teleported. We wipe maybe 10 times then we finally kill him and he gets a vex mytho. Im not jealous (already have 3) then he just starts panting "omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg i got the mythoclast omg omg omg" i booted him cause i couldnt stand him any longer. End of story. What irritated me was he said he knew what he was doing but died consistsntly at every part. DONT LIE! Just effin say hey im not the greatest so please bear with me but no ima brag like a swag retard.
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People who claim they have done a raid x number of times, when ask they did was join a group with the last checkpoint.
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1 AntwortenI have one friend with 143 Vog completions (i looked at his grimoire and confirmed) and then he finally got his mythocalst... at long long last..... anyway, we were talking about how many times it took him, and a player that we have caught lying about many things before, said "how do you know" and we told him he could look at his grimoire. so he checked his, not knowing that we could also see. and he comes back saying "not ganna lie, I have you beat. I have 187" so we checked and saw... he only had 34...... the best part was he said "not ganna lie" and then proceeded to lie!
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"You need the Gjallarhorn so that you can beat hard mode raid faster. " Seriously, -blam!- that. I only used my G-horn for one bloody raid in only one section then I switched out to my Icebreaker. I don't have enough glimmer to waste on heavy ammo anymore especially because of the high wipe percentage on hard mode. I just whip out my icebreaker and I don't have to worry about special ammo.
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Before the dark below dlc I had a friend say he was lvl31 and that there was a way to be lvl31 before the dlc came out.. He would never show us.......
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"I've done this raid like a hundred times" Checks profile "Dude, you have 5 completions"
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'I once raided with two Titans in my team'
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oh we have 6 30's. we gonna finish this VOG in 30 mins. after 1 1/2 hours............
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I found the secret chest in vog (scraps item)
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1 Antworten"I have over 90 raid completions" He had 8.
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Secret vault of glass chests
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von CobiboC: 1/13/2015 6:47:21 PM"My friend beat crotas end in 60 minutes" this was said on the day the raid came out at 7am est.
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After literally every roc strike or crucible match, my friend goes "ahhh I got Hardlight and Monte Carlo". He's been wanting them forever lol
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1000 strange coins.
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