>I was only 9 years old, I loved GabeN so much. >I had all the merchandise and Valve games. >I'd pray to GabeN every night for the life he allowed me to live. >"GabeN is love. GabeN is life." I'd say >Some console peasant hears me and calls me a fgt, I call him a pegboy. #Rekt >He sends me to my desk and nails my tongue to the PC >I'm crying now, my tongue is bleeding >I feel a chill in the air, it's GabeN. >He interests me with his face >I want to please GabeN >I spread my wallet for GabeN >He penetrates my wallet >He fills my library with so many games >The console peasant walks in >GabeN looks him straight in the eyes >He says, "BioShock: Infinite only $10!" >He leaves through my window >GabeN is love GabeN is life. -------