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Bearbeitet von SHEWTurFACE:
1/13/2015 1:21:06 PM
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Who would turn in Dinklebot for a pet Shank?
Yes it would follow you. Yes it would shoot at stuff. But it would also die and you would have to revive it. It would also translate Fallen speech for you. Discuss.
Edit: You may also upgrade the shank with interchangeable void/arc/solar shields, but only one shield can be on at a time.
Edit: It is also important to note that the Shank can cook hot dogs and Hot Pockets.
Edit: Due to popular demand we will be holding black market Shank Fights for glimmer in the bar area of the tower.
Update: Please expect longer than usual delivery times for your shank. It has been brought to our attention that several shanks have eaten their way our of their shipping containers and seriously injured the post master. We are working with the Vanguard to construct stronger boxes for shipping.
Announcement: The Speaker has informed me that an unattended shank has eaten a child in the hangar area. If you are missing your shank and/or child please see the shipwright. Once again, please keep your shank on a leash while inside the tower unless your shank is engaged in a sanctioned fight in the bar area.
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#Destiny
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1 AntwortenDoes he also dispense soda? If so, yes
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3 AntwortenYou sold me on the hot pockets.
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6 AntwortenI'll think about it if I get some Bud and a pizza to watch my shank fight.
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1 AntwortenAlready have one, but I could always use another
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1 AntwortenWho wouldn't do this?
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4 AntwortenI'm cracking up at the fact that you've kept this going all day. Pure unadulterated ridiculousness.
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1 AntwortenOh hell yes. I want mine painted like the Dragons Breath though. I will name it Shark
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2 AntwortenCan it dispense iced coffee and beer?
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I would rather have my own Sepiks Prime.
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2 AntwortenCan he cook pizza rolls.
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1 AntwortenCan I trade my ship for starscream
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von monkeytee: 1/12/2015 1:29:01 AMBut would the pet shank be able to open up doors? I'm retarded posted before reading the replies blowing up doors would be bad ass
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von Recon SR2: 1/12/2015 12:38:53 AMI'll take 3, here are my Dinklebots. My only request is that I can add customizable soundtracks, so we can listen to some epic music while we obliterate enemies together.
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Can it be voiced by Gilbert Gottfreid?
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1 AntwortenAdventures with Zappy the Shank! Faithful sidekick and distraction noodle.
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1 AntwortenWho wouldn't want a Pet Skank.
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6 AntwortenI'd trade dinkle-bot for a bumblebee tied to a string. It would probably have better dialogue.
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Live on stream at twitch.tv/OMGJaGeRBlieber. Promo ends today. Join stream!
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2 AntwortenAs of OP's second and third Edit, I am down for this. Hopefully we can get Xur to be the producer so that the winner can get an exotic every now and then, haha.
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2 AntwortenDoes it have to be fixed? Also what are my color options?
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Death cube from WARFRAME says hi
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