Everyone may I please have your attention. Not to alarm everyone but today was supposed to be a very special day for me. I was planning on throwing a celebration for my recent revival back into this world but I'm afraid this will not be happening. Recent events in the lobby such as an assassination attempt and a rogue group of spartans have sunk my spirits. As a result the preparations I spent hours working on have been completely destroyed by blaster fire. Enjoy the rest of your day as I cry in the corner.