Think of the strangest compliment ever that will weird out anyone.
If I get 100 comments I will share the greatest picture ever made.
If I get 500 comments I will share the greatest gif ever made.
[spoiler]I don't care if I sound like I'm asking for attention(which I kind of am). I was bored as hell and I figured I might as well give people a reason to comment in the first place. Don't judge me. Think of it as an added bonus.[/spoiler]
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You smell even better when you're awake.
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I like the way your face is
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I love how your arm hair is trimmed just enough, but not too much
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Magikarp
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You know if I were an evil war mongering dictator, you would be my number one b!tch
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I love the way that your 3rd nostril hair on the left wall of the inside of your right nostril catches the light.
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Your eyes are beautiful, at least for a blind person.
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You have a very beautiful left eyebrow
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Arbiter is love, arbiter is life.
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Poop turns me on and you're a big piece of shit.
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Your mouth is so pretty, i would stick my cock in it for days.
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If I was a girl I would date u
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I find myself perplexed by your nipples!
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Bearbeitet von iNiN: 1/9/2015 10:28:10 AMId date you if we were both gay males.
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Your ass is as fine as a freshly picked watermelon
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Yo face be poppin
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Your hair smells like freshly clipped toenails.
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You look like you're extremely fertile :]
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Your left nipple is exquisite
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That is a mighty fine cardiovascular system you have got there.
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I have unlimited smoke bombs under my wings.
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I was going to tell you that you were cute then I got awkward and now I'm not going to tell you that.
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If you were a potato, I'd throw you in a shredder then fry your remains and add salt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You are hotter than one person I know.
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I was going to flirt with you, but you looked way better from back there than up close. I'll stick to watching you from a distance.
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