[i]You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won You've beaten Shia LaBeouf. [/i]

Shia Labeouf

[i]WAIT! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam Superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night, for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf, but Blood is draining fast from your stump-leg He dodges every swipe, he parries to the left, You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck, You're cutting off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf! His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees to catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.[/i]

Shia Labeouf