Just kidding. Title was a bait.
Worship me. I deserve it comrades. I might even give you a piece of Ukraine if you are really good ;) AHA!
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#Offtopic
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But putin [spoiler]i luv u[/spoiler]
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Don't tease me like that!
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Can I have some Vladmir Pudding?
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1 AntwortenScrew you, Putin, I love you!
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Putin4pres
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I'll have some spotted dick thanks.
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Do you like Poutine Mr. Putin?
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6 AntwortenI alone feed my entire country with the whale meat I catch.
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2 AntwortenRussia is one of the most corrupt countries on the planet [spoiler]Oligarchy bruh[/spoiler] [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenU want sum fuk?
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I want some dick, but I feel like you got a tiny one. No offense. :/
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1 AntwortenPutin is a closet homosexual.
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Здравствуйте!
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6 AntwortenI'll take some cock. I prefer dark cock meat but white cock meat is just as good.
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All hail Uncle Putin.
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1 AntwortenGosh darn it!!! I fell for it.... [spoiler]╭( •・~・•)و ̑̑[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenMortal fool, this world will soon be devoured.
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No. But i do want some factslides.com
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1 AntwortenUncle Putin, can all of your comrades become as badass as you?
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16 AntwortenI can also serenade and gently play on your heartstrings. [spoiler]Crimean points for the reference[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenUncle Putin will you take me fishing with you next time. I can hold your tiger while you cast. I can also help you put some sunscreen on those shoulders. It looks like you might burn easily. Also, for a guy who's always shirtless I figured you'd have a better tan.