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12/3/2014 4:06:17 PM
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A Hunter, a Warlock, and a Titan walk into a bar...
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2 AntwortenThe bartender asks "what'll you boys have?" the hunter order a whiskey on the rocks, the warlock orders a martini and the titan asks for a crown and coke. Bartender Rahool returns a few minutes later with a glass of ice, an olive on a toothpick and a can of coke.
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6 AntwortenWalking into the bar was a glitch. Patched: You must now run jump and skip into the bar. The drinks will be more rewarding this way.
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Surprise! you die from an orcale that won't take damage -.-
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5 AntwortenThe Titan bangs his helmet on the door which spooks him so he immediately pops his shield. Doing so blinds the Hunter, who in a panic pulls out his knife and starts swinging wildly, finally getting it stuck in the floor. The Warlock, laughing at the scene, tosses a peanut into the air and catches it in his throat, immediately choking. The Hunter, now able to see again, starts laughing as the Warlock clutches his throat and collapse to his knees. The Titan, now also aware of the situation, lunges to help the fallen Warlock but trips over the hunter's knife and shoulder charges the choking lock into the wall behind the bar. Both the Hunter and the Titan look around for a minute and then shrug. They take a seat at the bar and order 3 beers. As the two sip their beverage, the sweat dripping off of the third glass, they occasionally glance over at the lifeless corpse of the Warlock. It suddenly dawns on the Titan that the Warlock was a Voidwalker, to which he exclaims "he can't self revive!" and immediately starts CPR. The hunter finishes his beer, and then drinks the Warlock's.
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Bearbeitet von Alpha74: 12/3/2014 11:00:32 PMThe Hunter says "Hey barkeep get me a Icebreaker" The barkeep, mixes the drink adding all the special ingredients to make it amazing. "Here you go that'll be 18 Energies" The Hunter, thinks damn that took me forever to earn...reluctantly..hands them over, He takes the drink and sees a bug in it. Hands it back to the barkeep and says "can I get a new one of those, this ones got a bug in it!" the barkeep says "I'm listening to your concerns" makes a new icebreaker and says" that'll cost you 2 Exotic shards, a ton of glimmer and it's yours!" the Hunter , the warlock and the Titan say "WTF ??"
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von Dirtyvillan: 12/3/2014 11:09:46 PMThe Titan walks up to the bartender and says with a tired weathered look "Its been a long day give me the strongest drink you have!" At the same time the Warlock limps over to the bar and sits down "Dark ale please......leave the bottle" Then a Hunter smiles widely as he walks briskly to the stool between the two and plops down "Two empty mugs please, one for each of my fellow guardians!" Both the Titan and Warlock glare at the Hunter menacingly and grab their mugs tightly. The bartender looks at the Hunter perplexed "But they arleardy have their drinks good sir, why the empty mugs?" The Hunter said "I told em there was an achievement for beating Vault of Glass without using grenades, Hunters do it all the time"
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Their Ghosts laugh at them, one saying: [i]"Next time, duck, morons."[/i]
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1 AntwortenThe hunter and Titan look at each other, and leave. There's no way they'd be seen in a bar with that other fag.
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They sit down and have a drink together.
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1 AntwortenSeriously how many of these are we going to have?
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They try to decide on what drinks to get, but don't see anything they like, so they meet Xur in the bathroom in hopes of getting something a little more [i]exotic[/i].
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You'd think the Warlock and the Titan would have ducked.
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1 AntwortenThey get nerfed
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They push the dancer off the bar and get mad when the bartarck doesn't give them the drink they want
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2 AntwortenThe Titan uses Fist of Panic and the Hunter and Warlock die, but the Warlock self-revives and they walk of into the sunset laughing their asses off
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They order up, drink up, and end up nerfed.
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That depends. Does the titan have shoulder charge and a shotgun?
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FIST OF HAVOC
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von SoulHacker23: 12/3/2014 6:34:31 PMA panda walks in with them eats shoots and leaves.
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2 AntwortenThe hunter ducks under the bar The warlock blinks through it The titan gets knocked the fuuuuuuck out by the bar.
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1 AntwortenAsk for some exotic drinks but told them that RNG didn't drop any
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The bar gets patched for not being Teen rated. That's what happened to the club by the dead orbit dealer.
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They attempt to order drinks but the bartender tells them they'll have to complete the bounty first by collecting the necessary materials to make the drinks. When they return with the materials the bartender tells them he no longer accepts materials, however drinks can now be bought with with vanguard or crucible marks.
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1 AntwortenThey ask for a round of shots but get vodka cranberries. They look up at the bartender. "-blam!-ing cryptarch"
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Bearbeitet von Kohaku Koi: 12/3/2014 7:09:36 PMBungie yells "That's not how we intended the game to be played!". They are now forced to walk around the bar, because going inside might be considered fun.
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2 AntwortenAtheon teleports one of them, detains another, breaks the timegate and sends in the supplicants
