> Be me > Be 15 > Be freshman pleb > Be sitting at lunch > Tards come into cafeteria > ohshitnïgger.jpg > Teacher goes to get food for tards > Big fat nïgger Tard tries to sit next to me > Wrangler yanks him back > Nïgger rage > Other tard starts screaming and pounding his chest > Lets call him King Tard > King Tard tackles wrangler > Big fat nïgger Tard escapes > Other wrangler pries off King Tard > Vegetable Tard runs over wranglers foot > Whole entire cafeteria is watching at this point > My friend chucks an opened milk carton at the group > Wrangler gets hit in the face and milk goes everywhere > Vegetable Tard pukes > Both Wranglers slip and fall > King Tard jumps up pounding his chest and slips on the milk and falls on wrangler > The whole cafeteria is silent > King Tard releases the biggest fart I've ever heard and starts bawling > King Tard stands up and runs to the bathroom while green sludge is running down the leg of his pants and into his shoes > Me and mike started laughing and he deserved it too > For the rest of the day we called him captain poopy shoes > Wranglers try to chase King Tard and slip on green sludge > Whole cafeteria erupts into laughter > Lunch lady just got back to see Vegetable Tard covered in vomit and green sludge all over the floor > Mfw Big Fat Nïgger Tard still tries to sit with us > Pic related