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Bearbeitet von DesignationG:
8/31/2015 11:39:32 PM
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The best excuses for leaving a raid?
As the title says. What's the best excuse you've ever heard for leaving a raid?
Edit: I love these. Keep it up!
Edit 2: 1/9/15. This has been going for almost 9 months now, go Guardians!
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" I love finding people on the forums that actually care and like to help the community. I also hate people that leave after one wipe." *First wipe * "You guys suck!!!" *Leaves*
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[spoiler]RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER HAD A VERY SHINY NOOOOOSE AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH JOIN IN ANY REINDEER GAMES THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE SANTA CAME TO SAY RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT WONT YOU GUIDE MY SLAY TONIGHT? THEN ALL THE REINDEER LOVED HIM AND THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HIS TOR YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Clause is coming to town He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out if you're naughty or nice Santa Clause is coming To town He sees you when your sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake Ooohhhhh you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Clause is coming To town Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all, that children call Their favorite time of year Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes Of love and dreams to share Sleigh bells in the air Beauty everywhere Yuletide by the fireside And joyful memories there Christmas time is here Families drawing near Oh, that we could always see Such spirit through the year. ( That was the shorter version.) The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I tried Don't let them know Don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don't feel Don't let them knowwwwww Well now they know Let it go Let it go Can't hold me back anymore Let it go Let it go Turn away and slam the door I don't care What their going to say Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway. It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fear of ones control of me Can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right no wrong No rules for me I'm free Let it go Let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go Let it go You'll never see me cry Here I stand and here I stay Let the storm rage on My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling I'm frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back The past is in the past Let it go Let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go Let it go That perfect girl is gone Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage oooooooonnnnnnnnnn The cold never bothered me anyway! [/spoiler]
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Guess what falls from trees? [spoiler]leaves[/spoiler] Yummysauc3 has left your fireteam Yummysauc3 has left the party
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522 AntwortenI was doing the raid and this kid joins and he's just being a dick and at first we tried to carry him but he just was the biggest dick. So at one point we wipe and he says: "Guys you need to -blam!-ing stop -blam!-ing up because I know karate and I will -blam!- you up!" ...I saw the opportunity... "Oh you know karate?" "Yeah I do! What of it?" ... And took it... "Oh ok let's see if you can block this kick" ...And I kicked him... The rest of us were all in tears!
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He says" i have to go feed my dogs". And he's gone for an hour, I'm pretty sure he spoon feeds his dogs
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101 AntwortenBearbeitet von Ashraven: 10/27/2015 2:30:36 PMBump for later? Just one please don't want to end up like other people Edit 1: JUST ONE NO STOPPP Please stop Edit 2: I SAID JUST ONCE ;-( Edit 3: pls stop senpai Edit 4: when I come back from school I better see no replies or I'll tell on you
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Bump? I know there's plenty of good excuses out there...
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2 AntwortenA couple weeks ago, my regular group of 4 picked up a couple randoms for King's Fall. One was a borderline squeaker, which we would normally kick, but decided eh who cares and let him stay. We get to Golgoroth and are deciding who will do what and everything, and he starts talking so extremely quiet that none of us can hear a word he's saying. So we're like dude what's the deal, speak up. He says "I can't, my family is asleep and they will kick me off the game if they catch me"... We all laughed hysterically and told him if he wanted to be in this group he was gonna have to talk where we could hear him. So he says ok and we move on. After a couple miscues on the first try we decided to wipe and start over. Right as we respawned, we hear a woman scream and then the kid yell "Oh shit mom I'm sorry!" and throw his controller on the ground, or at least that's what it sounded like. Again, we are rolling. He comes back a minute later and says "Oh my God guys I freaking told you what would happen if you made me talk regular now look what happened I'm grounded for a month! F*ck all of you!" And then he leaves. We couldn't even continue for about 15 minutes after that, we spent that time crying with laughter and reliving it. Soooooo freaking funny.
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DEEZ nuts
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My dad left once cause he had to go feed our goats. I guess everyone else on the team lived in the city cause they we're laughing until he got back.
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1 Antworten"Grandma, that's not the phone! That's the router! No sto-" player disconnects
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Don't know if this is an excuse per se but I was in a Crota raid at Crota, and when he shows up as a giant head one of the guys goes "holy sh-t, is [i]that[/i] Crota!?" and leaves immediately. No one knew what the hell just happened. He didn't come back either. I'm assuming he just had to go anyway but the timing was pretty good.
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9 Antworten"Guys Sweden is outside I've gotta go." "Shit that was the last of my chocolate milk, be back in 10 guys." "-blam!- yeah Freddie Mercury I wanna do some cocaine." "There's termites in my 86' Chevy??? -blam!-." "Dudes this guy is selling a Rune Scimmy in V West for 8k I gotta capitalize." "I can feel an earthquake in my bones boys." All from one guy I've been playing with since day 1. Ive got literally dozens more if anyone is interested haha.
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"Do the jingle! Do the jingle! Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. in orbit!" *leaves to orbit*
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5 AntwortenNo mom pls no! *turns off console*
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21 AntwortenBearbeitet von RCW07: 10/16/2015 4:38:12 AM"GET YO ASS OUTTA THE CLOSET WITH THEM CHICKEN NUGGETS!.. sorry guys, my son keeps eating chicken nuggets in my closet..BOY,WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST TELL YOU!?" *mic disconnects* and we never saw him after that.
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*Makes weird aerodactyl noises* *leaves* Or "I'm definitely not leaving..." ________ has departed.
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1 AntwortenI had a guy mid and I mean mid sisters fight( one already dead) mid grabbing relic he never jumps up on his plate just yells he has to poop and goes afk for 10min before we kicked him
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Kid tells us he's gotta eat dinner right before warpriest around 7:30. He goes to eat dinner and we wait. He comes back at 7:50 or so and we beat warpriest. By the time we get to daughters, it's 10:00 (lots of randoms in and out of the team who didn't know what they were doing). Beat daughters and the same kid tells us he has to go because he has to eat dinner...
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Learned that the festival was giving out masks My pizza was ready to be picked up Rap music started playing on the other person's end Squeakers! I only needed 3 fragments
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So does no one else just say "later boners" and leave?
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One kid said the other day that he had to go get a glass of milk and then he left lol
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2 Antwortenmy cats on fire
