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Answer me this.
* What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Best Answer: Othhild
[quote]Bald men use eyebrow hair of course.[/quote]
* What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
* If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Best Answer: FeelGoodCEO
[quote]Absolute zero (coldest it can get) is -273 degrees C. So from 0 to -273 is the range we are talking about. Twice as cold as 0 would be half the distance to -273. Aka -136.5 C.[/quote]
* Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Best Answer: ZestaRaddic
[quote]Because allstucktogetherments didn't sound as good.[/quote]
* Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
* If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Best Answer: Mechetti
[quote]Innocent until proven guilty [/quote]
* Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
* When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
* Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Best Answer: Finky Bean
[quote]They leave it to their AIDS[/quote]
* Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Best Answer: DBZonda
[quote]If they're good, yes. [/quote]
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Best Answer: Festbitr
[quote]You've released Destiny [/quote]
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Because the to glue starts to dry which makes it stick stuff together, it can only dry if it has a air supply, the bottle for glue has a seal when you twist it, when the bottle is sealed shut it does not have a air supply.
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Slimbingi: 9/3/2015 3:41:04 AM*What was the best thing before sliced bread? Unsliced bread.
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1 AntwortenWell, just because they are bald does not mean they never had hair to begin with.
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19 AntwortenCudnt r34d th4t t00 much 1ntell1g3nk3
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1 Antworten* Is there another word for synonym? Cinnamon...... I'm hungry.
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1 AntwortenIs it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? It is illegal if your car is on fire and parking next to a fire hydrant. The firemen require the fire hydrant either way, whether they actually use it or not. They will extinguish your car from the fire, but will still charge you for illegal parking. In conclusion, parking your burning car next to a fire hydrant will only cost you more money.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Sleepy: 9/2/2015 1:10:49 PMSliced bread was used as a plate originally, so the best thing in the same (original) category before sliced bread would have been plates![spoiler]I have posted this before but I lost it, it also didn't make sense because I worded it wrong.[/spoiler][spoiler]I have also worded this one wrong :/[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenThe glue slowly sticks from the farthest out in the bottle, and works its way in.
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3 AntwortenIf your car is on fire I'm pretty sure you have more concerns that to park it next to a fire hydrant.
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79 AntwortenA person that plays the piano is stationary (primarily), thus the name being pianist. A racer car driver is called that because they are constantly driving the car and cars go vrooom.+_+
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Rhynerd: 9/2/2015 12:38:23 PMThe best thing before Sliced Bread was probably salted meat.
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1 Antworten666th reply
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1 Antworten*What was the best thing before sliced bread? The knife that cut the bread. If they used bread and a knife to cut or making the best thing in the world, people would look in hindsight and say that the thing that made the best thing was the best thing before the best thing (B is sliced bread. A is a knife. People would say that B is the best thing and A was the best thing since A created B)
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1 Antworten*If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest too? No. They preform on a practiced routine, so it's not like a follow-the-leader practice. If one person drowns, they screwed up. They didn't follow the routine. The swimmers would just keep on going, albeit without that one person in the middle of that giant circle they always seem to make.
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3 Antworten"What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?" Torn bread? (And don't get me involved in a Thorn discussion ;f ).
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7 Antworten* Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? Answer: why is your car on fire?
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5 Antworten[quote]When atheists go to court do they have to swear on the bible?[/quote] Nope, all the law requires is that the individual testifying promises to tell the truth, and is aware of the threat of perjury. No book is required.
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1 AntwortenBecause they should be called racecarists
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von WalterPuppet: 9/1/2015 12:51:23 PM[quote] What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? [end] ... Whole bread? [quote] Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?[end] Because you rent "a part" of the building.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von martymeineke53: 9/1/2015 1:36:26 PMWhy do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
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1 Antworten[quote]Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?[/quote] Because allstucktogetherments didn't sound as good.
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* When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Nope, they swear on a science textbook.
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Because togetherments is too long
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[quote]* What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? ... Whole bread? [quote]* Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together? Because you rent "a part" of the building.
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1 AntwortenCubed bread
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1 Antworten[quote]* What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?[/quote]Ripped Bread duh
