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Answer me this.
* What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Best Answer: Othhild
[quote]Bald men use eyebrow hair of course.[/quote]
* What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
* If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Best Answer: FeelGoodCEO
[quote]Absolute zero (coldest it can get) is -273 degrees C. So from 0 to -273 is the range we are talking about. Twice as cold as 0 would be half the distance to -273. Aka -136.5 C.[/quote]
* Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Best Answer: ZestaRaddic
[quote]Because allstucktogetherments didn't sound as good.[/quote]
* Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
* If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Best Answer: Mechetti
[quote]Innocent until proven guilty [/quote]
* Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
* When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
* Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Best Answer: Finky Bean
[quote]They leave it to their AIDS[/quote]
* Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Best Answer: DBZonda
[quote]If they're good, yes. [/quote]
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Best Answer: Festbitr
[quote]You've released Destiny [/quote]
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von squshycloud: 10/4/2015 1:07:15 AMThey Check the pubes [spoiler]Sorry im to lazy to answer the rest [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenPoecilonym is a synonym for synonym.
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1 Antworten[quote]Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?[/quote] Yes but only if you buy each piece separately
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von GameFreak13678: 10/4/2015 1:11:43 PMThe best thing before sliced bread was the guillotine [spoiler]and all the naked porcupines[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI is a TadPaul
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1 AntwortenFor the Athiests in court: Yes they do. But they can lie because they don't believe in it :)
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2 Antworten[quote]* Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?[/quote] I'd imagine the car would blow up before you were able to find a fire hydrant and park next to it.
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1 AntwortenNothing was good before sliced bread, as bread slicing composed 83% of a normal person's waking hours.
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1 AntwortenIt's 42 because the dog beat up the cow.
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2 AntwortenI have a Question how many days in a week Start with T
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5 AntwortenBest thing before sliced bread? Sex.
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1 Antworten[quote]* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?[/quote] BLACK CARS MATTER!!!!
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Insert Name Here: 9/6/2015 5:09:04 PM[quote]* Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?[/quote] Because our lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, made it that way.
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2 Antworten[quote]* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?[/quote] Because that's what we call NASCAR fans.
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2 AntwortenA Horse who is also my wife
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[quote]is it illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even when your car is on fire?[/quote] It is illegal. But, wouldn't it be kind of impossible to park a car when it's on fire? Doesn't it hurt to get in that car, let alone drive it?
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2 Antworten* When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? yes, they say the following [spoiler]-blam!- that shit i dont need no petty god to help me [/spoiler]
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1 Antworten* What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? Un-Sliced bread * Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? It's hotter inside so it doesn't cool enough * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Because humans are idiots * Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? Yes * Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? If it's new * Is there another word for synonym? Cinnamon
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3 AntwortenI have no idea what you just wrote?
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6 Antworten[quote]Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?[/quote] They put magical lube inside to make everything flow better.
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2 AntwortenWhy doesnt glue stick to the bottle Its only sticky once it touches the air
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2 AntwortenShouldn't race car drivers be called racists? No. Because nobody took being a "good racist" as a compliment.
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3 AntwortenSliced bread is the best thing since Betty White.
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3 AntwortenPoecilonym is synonymous in all cases with synonym. Synonym is poecilonymous in all cases with poecilonym.
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3 AntwortenGlue doesn't stick to the bottle because there's no air in the bottle to evaporate the water in the glue to make it sticky.
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[quote]* Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?[/quote] Nobody masturbates inside a bottle.
