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Bearbeitet von Jive Turkey:
11/15/2014 12:53:13 AM
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If you've only had sex with a condom on, you're still a virgin
Rawdog can't be beat. Would rather jerk off than go rubber
#Truefacts
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For you OP
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Copy that, Anti-Desticle infantry inbound to #Gaming, waiting for signal. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - \ \ ,/﹋╯
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von An Aids quilt: 11/15/2014 4:59:23 AMThey make condoms for turkeys now? [spoiler]yes this is a joke I'm not that stupid[/spoiler]
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I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly. Unsafe sex for all!
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Bearbeitet von The Cellar Door: 11/15/2014 8:52:36 PMHad a very bad experience going raw dog, girl had a condition, not an std, but still, ever since then I've been scared to use my jimmy without a hat Also, I love your name. 10/10
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2 AntwortenNope! I never -blam!- without a condom because some women out there are NASTY! STD? Nope!, I'm good
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1 AntwortenIs there a minimum number of thrusts you have to perform in order to lose your virginity, too? Can I just, like, go in raw [i]once[/i], like, BOOM--done. Then put on the condom and continue. Would that be okay?
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Nerf protection
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Have fun with the kids that will pop up because of that choice.
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______Off Topic_______ Where the hell did all these "turkey" people come from??!?!
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Guess I'm still not a virgin. </3
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Enjoy all those cheques to baby mommas.
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10 AntwortenBy definition, sex is the stimulation of the nether region. A BJ is still sex. So, condom or not, when you jam your thing in her twat, that's sex.
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1 Antwortenyou know what the difference between jam and jelly is? [spoiler]i cant jelly my dick in your -The Rest Of This Comment Needs A Bungie Premium Subscription To View-[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenI always advocate safe sex, so you should wear a condom every time from start to finish, but me and my girlfriend are in a serious long term relationship and are stable enough to deal with the repercussions of our actions. So, we opt for just birth control. It was her idea, and we both love how it feels without condoms. So I doubt we'll be going back to me wearing a raincoat ever again.
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And I bet you think STD testing is for squares, don't you?
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Mother -blam!-er I need to stop reading off topic while eating
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6 AntwortenAnd you're a father.
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5 AntwortenGuess you're the one with every known sti on the world .. Well done
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Wow. I've been demoted
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3 AntwortenThis thread smells like bleach.
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I guess I'm not a virgin then.
