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10/30/2014 12:59:31 PM
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My mom is going to a Halloween party
She's wearing one of those "sexy" costumes and it just so happens to be a cat. It's pretty embarrassing I can't even look at her.
Have your parents ever worn something embarrassing for Halloween?
You are all sick -blam!-s you know that?
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Your moms going to get pounded at the party
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*pukes blood* oh shit!
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1 AntwortenDo you think she'll pick up? You might have a new dad in the morning, how exciting.
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Good for her.
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[quote]She's wearing one of those "sexy" costumes[/quote] I threw up a little in my mouth
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Send her my way bro [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenPics or it didn't happen?? She's looking to get pumped tbh
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Do she got a booty? [spoiler]She doooooo[/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenWell, if she's not home, and if you will be all alone....you know what that means? *points to stack of horror movies and games.* Unless you have a bunch of work to do...
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Your mom has been having sex since before you were born, get over it.
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1 AntwortenPics or fake brah
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2 AntwortenUnfortunately to say bro, she may be going out to have sex....
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3 AntwortenSo, let me get this straight- Your mom is leaving the house to go to a Halloween party. Your mom is therefore not around the house on Halloween. Your biggest concern is "My mom's costume is disturbing" instead of "who will I invite to a party at my place?"
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I don't recall but maybe when she was modeling.
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[b]Public Event Incoming![/b] I'm in ;)
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Pics or it didn't happen
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She should have gone as a slutty nun. Everyone loves slutty nuns.
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Your mom is a sexy kitty? Is she sexy?
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2 AntwortenDoes it expose everything?
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Same thing has happened to me...
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1 AntwortenBe honest does she look good or nah
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dude that's a good thing...means your mom is hip ; )
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3 AntwortenIs it okay if I fap to that?
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11 AntwortenEgad!.... [spoiler]my family hasn't celebrated Halloween in like, 10 years... :/[/spoiler]
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Uh... I can't remember. Probably because I've blocked it out of my memory. XD
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11 AntwortenHow old is your mom?
