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9/30/2014 4:02:04 PM
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Destiny jokes?
Anyone have any good destiny jokes? Dont even have to be that funny. I.e. The cabals' mothers are so fat they need 4 jet packs just to stand up in the morning...I know it's not very good you do better.
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#Destiny
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Are those pants purple? Because dat ass is legendary
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See that mountain? You can go there, all that you see is explorable. That was a good one.
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We wont sell stuff that effects gameplay...
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you defeated skolas. you are now a kell.
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So... Destiny... *ba-dum-tsss*
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Crab Night: 5/28/2015 7:01:39 AMWhat's the difference between a college girl and Crota? The college girl doesn't give you a shader after she eats your rocket.
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Bungie will never lie to you
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Balance.
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Year one Master Rahool.
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1 Antworten[quote]YEAR 1 JOKE[/quote] why do warlocks have no extioc boots [spoiler]beacause they liked to be carried [/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von raidxproluke: 10/14/2015 8:44:17 AMQ)Why has xur never had a girlfriend A)Because he doesnt have a nuff icebreakers
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The story
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Bearbeitet von xK1ngJ: 10/9/2015 6:07:13 AMWant to here a great joke =D. This game's story.
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"We're going to make final round obsolete in PvP" -bungie *inserts a high impact sniper with luck in the chamber on arms day before trials begin
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2 AntwortenY did toland go crazy[spoiler]sleep deprivation[spoiler]cuz guardians don't sleep[/spoiler][/spoiler]
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Destiny. ..uhh...yeah that's bout it.
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Bearbeitet von SeneschalGrigori: 10/8/2015 8:09:25 PMWhy won't you ever lose a staring contest with a Titan? [spoiler]They can't blink[/spoiler] *Sorry, I'm not going through all the posts so don't know if this was said. *
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von m1lkshake227: 9/4/2015 4:51:31 AMWhat's Oryxs relationship status? [spoiler]Taken (Not my joke)[/spoiler] Yo Mamas so fat. [spoiler]When she put on Chatterwhite everyone thought she was the Traveler. (Also not my joke)[/spoiler]
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I had a good one but it's taken
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2 AntwortenWhy did Oryx abandon his son? [spoiler]Because he wasn't meeting his [b]Crota[/b][/spoiler]
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I would tell you a joke, but all the goods ones are Taken.
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8 AntwortenHere's a video of a few
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2 AntwortenHunters. [spoiler]best joke in destiny, second only to the vanilla "story"[/spoiler]
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10 AntwortenYou know you have played to much destiny when....... When a cloud covers the sun and it goes dark so you think a public event is about to happen..
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2 AntwortenBump for later?
