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9/30/2014 4:02:04 PM
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Destiny jokes?
Anyone have any good destiny jokes? Dont even have to be that funny. I.e. The cabals' mothers are so fat they need 4 jet packs just to stand up in the morning...I know it's not very good you do better.
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#Destiny
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Bearbeitet von secretbeagle312: 10/31/2015 2:26:08 AMWhy did the guardian cross the road? To get to the heavy ammo
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Thrall back Thursday
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9 AntwortenBearbeitet von Lord-Malak38: 11/6/2015 9:35:45 PMits story [spoiler]oh wait...[/spoiler]
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#Nerfstiny
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The game with a super compelling story. Oh wait...
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Yo mama so fat, when she's killed in the crucible, the guardian that killed her gets a SEVENTH COLUMN and PHANTOM medal!!!
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What did the Level 2 warlock say to Oryx?- There's more than one scrub in Destiny now.
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Crucible is "balanced."
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"Rich cinematic storytelling"
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4 AntwortenBearbeitet von noodle: 10/2/2015 5:12:17 AMwhat was Felwinter's lie? His shotgun was actually a sniper PS how do i use spoilers?
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Plz send help[spoiler]hive fallen and can't get up. Someone was vexing me then he kicked my caballs. [/spoiler]
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1 Antworten"Crotas end" biggest joke ever
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5 AntwortenI would tell you a joke about gjallarhorn but[spoiler]youll never get it[/spoiler] Not my joke
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2 AntwortenThis whole game the devs and the publisher
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The story.
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Titan- *pulls out thrall and proceeds to let it bite his cock* "Anyone tough enough to do that?" Warlock- "Do I have to bite?"
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29 AntwortenBearbeitet von I Joe Guitar I: 11/22/2014 4:44:37 AMA titan, a warlock & a hunter walk into a bar, at the end of the bar sits a donkey. They go over to bartender & ask him "why is there a donkey in here?", the landlord replies "well, its a contest, whoever can make the donkey laugh wins 5 exotics", So they each agree to try. The warlock goes over to the donkey & whispers in the donkeys ear but the donkey does nothing, next the hunter goes over & whispers in the donkeys ear & still the donkey does nothing, lastly the titan goes over to the donkey & whispers in his ear & suddenly the donkey breaks into hysterics & falls off the chair with laughter. He goes over to the bartender, collects his prize and leaves. The following week the hunter,warlock & titan are back & the same donkey is sat at the bar, They ask the bartender "same deal as last week?" The bartender replies "no, this time you have to make the donkey cry, the winner gets another 5 exotics", warlock again goes & whispers in the donkeys ear & nothing, hunter does the same with the same result, The titan casually strolls over, puts his arm around the donkey & they walk around the corner, 30 secs later they return & the donkey is crying his heart out. the titan goes to collect his prize & is on his way out when the warlock & hunter stop him, the warlock says "c,mon dude thats twice youve outplayed us, you have to tell us how u did it", The titan simply replies "well, last week i told him my dick was bigger than his & this week i showed him".
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Destiny forum petitions
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56 AntwortenBearbeitet von BrayerIncognito: 1/27/2015 7:51:01 AMWhat do you do if a warlock chucks a grenade at you? [spoiler]pull the pin out and chuck it back[/spoiler] What does a warlock say after sex? [spoiler]oh so you all belong to the same House?[/spoiler] How do you confuse a warlock? [spoiler]ask him to sort a pack of M&M's in alphabetical order [/spoiler] What's the difference between a mosquito and a warlock? [spoiler]when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking [/spoiler] Why is it good to take a warlock shopping with you? [spoiler]for the free handicap parking[/spoiler] Why did the warlock insist on his lover wearing a condom? [spoiler]so he could have a doggy bag for later[/spoiler] Why does it take 500 warlocks to change a light bulb? [spoiler]1 to hold it, the other 499 to rotate the house[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenWhy did the traffic cone cross the street? [spoiler]He didn't, because he is a traffic cone.[/spoiler]
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1 Antwortenhttps://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Are those pants purple? Because dat ass is legendary
