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Destiny Puns & Jokes.
Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
English
#Destiny
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[quote]Due to all the negativity... Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story? Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity? I'll begin: Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist... You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space". ---- "As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny." ---- Where is Destiny's story? Its shrouded in "The Darkness". ---- Why is the Crucible called the Crucible? Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified. ---- How did "The Traveler" get its name? It never dribbles. ---- Why did the Guardians cross the road? Because the storyline was on the otherside. ---- Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny? Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something. Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch. Player 2: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. ---- "That Wizard came from the Moon!" ---- I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe. Its a fun way to vent.[/quote]
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Why do all the TV's on Venus have static? There are no cabals
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Welcome to fhe Hall of Thrall, where all come to die. Even Ghaul is appalles at the Hall of Thrall.
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Stop hitting on Oryx. He's taken ( Sorry)
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I wanted to go Bungie Jumping but I would hive fallen
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1 AntwortenWhat did everyone give to crota after he defeated Eriana A: Hive fives
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Where does Oryx eat his lunch? The Breadnaught
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The gunsmith wouldn't reforge my weapons coz my guns are perfect
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What do female guardian's get once a month?[spoiler]Red Death[/spoiler]
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" SIVA used mathematics and one command, ~ consume enhance replicate ~ but Y-Aksis? "
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Suck my cabalz
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I have a hunger of crota ima go make lunch!
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Im gunna call all warlocks "kids" now and you all may aswell call me daddy cuz the vanguard does
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why do female hunters always argue? because they want the last word
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what is a hunters favourite time to watch people? NIGHT!
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What do you say when a hunter sticks a hand cannon in your thigh? Wow thats a Thorn in my side!
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1 AntwortenMy friend said that Invective is worse than No Land Beyond... After that it was a short conversation... Made by me :3
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1 AntwortenVaricks go kicked out of the fallen for VANDALism
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1 AntwortenI call my dick The Truth, because it detonates early based on proximity...
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1 Antworten"Did you put the Multitool in the Vault?" "I mida" Me and Crota have trust issues... He won't give me his word What do hive give to eachother on christmas? Presence of Crota "Help, Hive Fallen and I can't get up!" What does one hoblogoblin say to the other after killing a guardian? "That was a vexcellent shot!" "I have a crush on one of the Archons" I guess you could say I've fallen in love. I went to a hive party last week. It was pretty enthralling. Why can't Xur get a girlfriend? Because he doesn't have enough Ice Breakers. Where does Xur get all his exotics? From no land beyond. What is a knights favorite game? Hive and Seek! Hope I got a laugh out of you guys even though this post is a bit late.
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Yo mama so fat when she put on the chatterwhite shader she looked like the traveler.
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Girl are you on venus? Because my spire is rising...
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I was going to tell you guys a destiny joke ....... but theyre all Taken [spoiler]s/o to who made this [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenHOW LEAK How is said to have a queens panty raid
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1 AntwortenWhats a goblin with a broken leg? [spoiler]hobble Goblin[/spoiler]
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7 AntwortenWho makes Cabal armor? [spoiler]Tony Sta'ark[/spoiler]
